who wears the pants in your family?

I remember Sean Penn's answer when he was asked the pants question. He was married to Madonna at the time. "It doesnt matter who wears the pants, it matters who takes them off."
Today, both A and R be wearin' the pants. In the 60's there was a fad where the man and woman would wear matching shirts. The woman's shirt wasnt a small man's shirt, but a woman's blouse made from the same material. That fad sure couldnt happen these days.
And speaking of Sean and Madonna, did we ever get the real story on that dust-up they had in LA that ended with Madonna being left alone in their house tied to a chair?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting one foot in front of the other.