how can u be in 2 different places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Hello. Sitting here hungry cuzz i r fat. Not really but yesterday i felt fat. So 2day is about shutting my pie-hole, as Jehr Schiavo used to say when he wanted someone to be quiet. "Shutcher fuckin' pie-hole!" he would yell in his salon on Union Square. I liked all the cuts he gave me tho sometimes BFF Rich thought they were too short. But I liked seeing the shape of me head, instead of all that hairy stuff.
And how YOU doin'?