then R woke up

Last night R had a dream that he was in the audience listening to a band. The guitarist was sounding (or trying to anyways)kind of like Bruce Anderson, and the vocalist was being all mumbly, Rich Stim-style. R was getting pissed off, and woke up yelling "IMITATED BUT NOT EQUALED!"
Yeah! U tell 'em, Rich!

superbowl stuffle

with apologies to ed hamell and north fork sound. (sorry, but i needed some funny text to go with this picture)

A Fed Ex guy walks up to a house, rings the doorbell, and a 10 year-old kid comes to the door with a Scotch in one hand, and a cigar in the other...and he's wearing womens' underwear. Fed Ex guy says "Are your parents home?" and the kid says "What do YOU think?"

what was that whitesnake video? the one with Tawny Kitaen on the hood of the car?

my pretty face has gone to hell

seeing things for the first, uh, third time

saturday in sausalito

jonathan livingston etc.

Hello.
And speaking of birds, i remember R telling me that either he, or someone he knew, once fed chicken to chickens. Now that's just weird.
And speaking of cannibals (in the title to previous link), A and R once offered a homeless man something to eat in a to-go container and when we handed it to him he said "I'm NOT a cannibal!" because we didnt have any utensils to give him. Well, we figured out he meant "I'm not a barbarian", or "I'm not a savage" or something like that, so we went back in the restaurant and got him a fork and spoon. That happened a few years ago, but we still say "I'm not a cannibal" if one of us hands the other a plate of food without a fork. And we think "he doesnt even know we exist, but here we are, repeating his words and thinking about him."
Hey! Shout-out to Kevin Patrick. :-) I hope u NON TOUR DIARY readers go to his fabulous site.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy with my er, nose pressed up against the window pane.
And how YOU doin'?

pump up the volume

Hullo Lindsay!
Can ya heard me?

angel corpus christi and philip palermo

kayak-ity yak (click the pic)

rickykayak

Rich finally got his kayak. I'll get one next, a bigger one, which will become his, and I'll use this orange one, which looks a little small for Mister Man. He goes out into the bay and picks up junk out of the water with his paddle. Today's catch: one tennis ball, and one small blue flashlight. He likes being out there and seeing all the wildlife on the water. Paddle on, Rich!

balancing act

Hello.
This scene really knocks me out. i came across it on the bike-path to Mill Valley today...2 decorated/painted lampshades, each perched on top of a stump. Very Minnie Mouse. Or it could also look like a pair of seals balancing lampshades instead of rubber balls on their nose.(Ooooooh. - Ed.)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy with home remedies.
And how YOU doin'?