Sunday, May 31, 2009

bend over let me see u shake your soap dispenser


Hello.
Back from another drive 2 sausalito where we had 2 see a man about a house(boat). The owner's a cellist, and when he showed us the master bedroom, he pointed to the(water)bed, where his cello was covered with a quilt, its neck and head resting on a pillow. Is it just me or is it kinda weird 2 have a waterbed on a houseboat?
It was a total '70s houseboat. Low-slung white leather sofas. Think Halston. The master bathroom featured a glassed-in steamroom with bose speakers. The owner's a v. cool guy, kinda looks a little like roman polanski. Scroll down to "Largo". We really enjoyed meeting him. When we arrived, he was having a glass of white wine. His socks were black with large white polka dots.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, May 29, 2009

couch blog


Hello.
No, that's not my underwear;i hate thongs.
Is it just me or is leaving the house over-rated? All day i thought about going out, but as Lindsay Hutton would say, "I couldnt be arsed."
No tour or shows or anything...2busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, May 28, 2009

anniversary2



Hello.
Wouldya look at that pie? Now THAT'S pie. And gingercake, from Crixa Cakes in Berkeley.
Thanks 4 bringing home the baked goods Rich!
I'd planned to make mulligatawny for our anniversary dinner. BUT, instead of adding 2 tblspns of flour, i accidentally used psyllium husks. The broth kept getting thicker and thicker, finally turning into an extremely gooey substance that looked like some NASA-developed substance. I had to throw it all out.
In the middle of the night i realized my mistake. I made another batch 2day and it turned out perfectly. Another near-disaster averted in the stimboleum.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting 4 the massage therapist or someone like her.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

anniversary


Hello
And hello Rich!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating anniversary pie (oooh....Ed.) and getting ready 4 bed.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, May 25, 2009

a picture is worth


Hello.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching a pbs special on sewage workers in India.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

my boyfriend's back


Hello.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy receiving the light.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

on location



Hello.
No tour or shows or anything...2 busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

i see drunk people


Hello.
So, the Bay to Breakers race is over. Or, make that "hung" over. I walked down 2 the beach 2 check it out and was amazed by how many drunk ppl i saw, and how very very drunk they were. I dont understand the desire 2 get that drunk. I mean, is it just me, or are drunk ppl not cute? So many of them had fallen and couldnt get up. A Kenyan won the race, i wonder if he ran barefoot.
I saw alot of funny things, and by far the funniest was a girl who had a long brown messy wig TIED IN A PONYTAIL, coming out of the waistband of her cut-offs. Can u picture it? I saw her from a distance coming toward me and i knew something looked pretty weird then when she got closer 2 me, i got a good look. God it was strange and i laughed out loud.
My friend Dale(he's the one on the right) saw some guys wearing nothing but jockstraps and unicorn horns. Say that really fast: jockstraps and unicorn horns jockstraps and unicorn horns.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy visiting relatives.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, May 15, 2009

i kissed u with my rabbit's foot, i made your orange peel


Hello.
Is it just me, or R rabbits related to kangaroos?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy replenishing liquids.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

the other day




Hello.
These 3 pix were taken during the day, not in the evening. Dass alotta f.o.g.
Click here 4 no good reason(i cant think of how 2 work it in).
Is it just me, or does one of these look like dick cheney? (the one on the left)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy making coffee.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

me and my red sweater


Hello.
Been freshening up my clothes lately. Is anyone else besides me tired of low-riding jeans? Like the astronauts fixing the hubble t.scope, I'm on a mission. A high-riding mission. If u liked that last link u'll LOVE this one. And speaking of jeans, R red that Carrie Prejean's mother told her that all men with mustaches r gay. Say what?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy cracking my knuckles.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, May 07, 2009

how do u solve a problem like chermoya?


Hello.
So yeah, finally ate my first chermoya. Think of it as a less acidic, gentler kiwi, that's creamy and white on the inside. (ooooh.-ed). It was delicious, but that face was slightly disturbing to eat.
Went to the warhol exhibit at the de young. It wasnt all that as far as being an exhibit goes, and i love warhol. (p.s. i remember the day he died. Howard Thompson was visiting A and R, and when i returned 2 the Stimboleum after roller skating on the Ocean Beach bikepath, HT told me the sad news. I'll always remember the way the sunlight was coming in the dining room at that moment). Ennnyway, the show is more about being a successful marketing tool for the warhol store that accompanies the exhibit. 4 the Stimboleum, i chose these.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting 4 dinner---i'm starving.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Sunday, May 03, 2009

i stayed in the house all day 2day

Hello.
I just couldnt b bothered 2 get up off my ass all day. Then Street Fighting Man came on. I cranked the volume, got up and marched around the house,giving my all to what felt like an exceptionally good mick jagger impression.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching infomercials.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, May 02, 2009

weak blog entry


Hello.
Click here for no good reason.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy fundraising for an organization very close to my heart.
And how YOU doin'?