Wednesday, December 31, 2008

a toast


Hello and Happier New Year 2009.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting for pharma 2 take effect.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, December 29, 2008

jenny take a ride



Hello.
And say hello to Jenny Hall. Hi Jimmy! We went 4 a long long walk on the O.B. (that's Ocean Beach 2u). Jenny was wearing MAC liquid eyeliner. So cute!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy modifying my mii. Here's Marty's mii.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

miss tang


Hello. And say hello 2 miss tang. She is a one-of-a-kind ca-RAY-zee gal i hang out with sometimes. She talk like a guest on jerry springer, even tho she intelligent and work with disabled kids at public high school, isnt it? That's what she says at the ends of her sentences, "isnt it?".
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting 4 jenny hall 2 ring the doorbell.
and how YOU doin '?

Friday, December 26, 2008

tell me have u seen him?


Hello. So, no mo' Sanna til next year. But i wouldnt want 2 wait until then 2 show u this. Yup, chrishmish b over.
No tour or shows or anything...2 busy trying 2 use up remaining chrishmish pix.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

deshember 25 2008


Hello. And look what Santy brought us 4 chrishmish...Barack earrings and dog tag. So Cool! Big thank u and love 2 Hevver and Simon. Hope u r toasty/toasted!
And freshly baked holladay hellOH to 2 young lovely young ladies in bkln. (Except pretend your names r susan and danny).
No tour or shows or anything..2busy getting blue in the face.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

big chrishmish


Hello. Saw this big-ass chrishmish dishplay 2day in the Inner Sunset on 6th Avenue, on our way 2 get chrishmish pizza.
And speaking of holiday decs, check out these snowmens (turn your volume on. WAY on).
And not24getting special holiday holla to 2 sparkling young ladies in bkln.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy sitting on my fat ass.
And how YOU doin'?

the fat man's not a joke!


Hello. And thanks 2 Pinky for the pink pinkture. Cast your vote for her for this decade's Bionic Woman.
More later 2day ppl. Love ya, bye.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

dont try this @ home


Hello.
Yeah booey, it's beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish, everywhere u go. It is, after all, the most wonderful time of the year. Am i right?
All the pretty lights and everything.
And kids especially love chrishmish.
Here's what I've been loving lately. Tell me this isnt h.o.t.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at chrishmish cards that came in the mail 2day.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, December 20, 2008

winter in america


Hello. And extra-special holla to 2 llovely young llovely ladies in brklyn.Yessir it sure as hell is beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish. It's just the most wonderful time of the year, innit?
Have u listened to FACE in the CROWD by tom petty recently? I LOVE that song. It's so lonely-feeling. A real boo-hooer.
I red 2day that california attorney general Jerry Brown wants 2 ditch prop 8.
(nice pkg, santa.)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at this photo.
And how YOU doin'?

pinky's chrishmish

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

december 21st cant come soon enuff


Hello.
And extra-specialness shout-out to 2 brooklyn sweethearts. Hi-dee-ho!
Yup, it sure is damn hell of beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish.
I'll be really glad to have some longer days;I need more light! Gimme some!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy pouring milk down the drain.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

santa mad as hell


Hello.
And special holladay huhwo to 2 gorgeous gals in bkln. Hey ladies!
Uh oh!
Hell it damn sure is beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish.
Is this a real cat? Kind of a sloppy post 2nite i know. Blame it on the warm mulled wine.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting pix in my favorites.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, December 15, 2008

please come home 4 christmas


Hello.
And xtra special holladays hellos to 2 young lovely young ladies in bklyn(and Chicken).
The sunsets lately r so colorful, like a crazy painting.
Yes boys and girls, it sure is beginning to look alot like chrishmish.

My hair is getting long enough to braid. Whenever i wear braids, it reminds me of playing at the Albion in Sam Framcisco. It was a fun place 2 play, alot of the kids who hung out there were, well, drunk, but besides that, they were pretty cool listeners, always appreciating the covers i did. So anyway, one night onstage I had my hair in braids and was "singing" Eat the Rich by Motorhead, playing the gtr riff on the right hand of the accordion. Dont mess around dontcha gimme no switch! Anyway, i cant remember where i was going with this, but to me, braids and Motorhead go 2gether like, um, milk and cookies?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy pre-opening gifts.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, December 13, 2008

just when u thought it was safe to...



Hello,
and a buggin', huggin' holladay to 2 young lovely young ladies in bkln.
Yup, it's beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish. Even had an hallucination that a black electrical plug was a mouse. The cord looked like the mouse's tail. And now,
No tour or shows or anything...2busy feeling light-headed.
And how YOU doin'?>
(Hmmmm, me comment button seems 2 have gone missing. Phooey.)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

me i want a hoola hoop


Hello, and special holiday hi-dee-ho shout-out to 2lovely holidayladies in bkln.
Yep, it's beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy in the bathroom.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, December 07, 2008

sophie claus


Hello.
Yup, it's the most wonderful time of the year. And wonderful in Scotland too. (Or not.)
No tour or shows or anything..2busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Thursday, December 04, 2008

chestnuts roasting etc.


Hello.
Yes it's beginning 2 look a lot like Chrishmish.
This picture reminds me of a punchline to a joke: "What? And give up showbusiness?"
No tour or shows or anything...2busy wishing and hoping and thinking and praying.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

i love santa


Hello.
Had dinner last night with Mary Boocheverand Kevin Teare. It was great 2 see them again. Mary gave me a huge tip on how 2 counteract the color green. I liked talking2her. She and Kevin have a new dog.
Yup, it's that most wonderful time of the year. Time 4 toys and time 4 beer.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy at church.
And how YOU doin'?

Hi.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

she's crafty



Hello.
Met this cute gal in front of the Cliff House selling her handmade jewelry. Most of the pieces feature beach glass she finds on Ocean Beach. This year she's also made christmas tree ornaments from some of the painted sand dollars her partner Marc makes. They r a fantastic duo. I love seeing Marc zipping around the neighborhood on his skateboard.
And speaking of christmas,
No tour or shows or anything...2busy finishing a crochet project.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

gobble diddly gobble gobble diddly


Hello.
I've always thought thanxgibbn was kind of gross. But without my pet turkey, who could i crochet4?
Oh well
.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy catching up on paperwork and eating cake.
And speaking of paperwork, remember typewriters?
And how YOU doin'?

should it stay or should it go


Hello.
Sitting here watching a certain someone play wii tennis while having his morning coffee. And remember the term "hair lip"? U never hear anyone using it these days.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy wondering what's wrong with people.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

sunday again already?


Hello.
Just got back from a bike ride in the sunset district. It's over 70 2day, bright and sunny and not windy. Rode past Mrs Doyle's house; there was a 4 sale sign in the front yard so i went inside and looked around, and wondered if anyone ever found any of her hidden money. Had some flashbacks and did an impression of Mrs D that sounded just like her. Which reminds me...i never released the song SLACKER SON. It's a fun song 2 sing because the rhythm's kind of like a polka, and the words r v funny if i do say so myself:

Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Takin' speed and chewin' gum
Slacker son slacker son
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son

Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Drinkin' slurpees at the store
An hour later back for more
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son

Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son
Swingin' golfclubs at her head
He'll be sorry when she's dead
Mrs Doyle's got a slacker son

Well, maybe it's only funny if u knew him.

Click here 2 see a current pic of BFF Rich (in his lab right now working on new mx80 video). Luke-ing gude!

No tour or shows or anything..2busy fooling around online.

And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

ive seen the needle and the damage done


Hello.
The needlepoint above was done by Brigid Berlin. And speaking of BB, have u seen this? It'd b a good dbl feature with Grey Gardens.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy redecorating and recording vocals.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

white light white what?


Hello. Got an email titled WHITE LIGHT WHITE HEAT from Urban Outfitters the other day. Dean Wareham said "next will be Heroin for Walmart." (Or did he say Kmart?)
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy reading.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, November 14, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

sign language



Hello.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy shooting blue liquid from a syringe into molar.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, November 10, 2008

really big shoe


Hello.
And speaking of shoes, uh, well i dont really have anything 2 say about shoes, i just wanted 2 use the picture.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy getting ready 4 bed.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

u know what time it is!


Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank u 2 everyone who worked2make it happen. Thank u Britta Phillips 4 traveling 2 Indiana and going door2door, thank u Sue Merris 4 working the phone banks AND going door2door AND donating AND working on election day, thank u Samantha Morgan 4 donating, and voting from Australia, thank u Barack 4 being so smart, thank u David Axelrod and David Plouffe , thank you Eddy Stim 4 donating, thank u everybody across the country, thank u all, We did it!
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Sunday, November 02, 2008

2more days


Hello.
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Click the pic2go on a walk.
Bought some new make-up. I dunno, maybe it's 2much?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy gluing a picture of Barack Obama's face over the picture of George Washington's face on a dollar bill.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, November 01, 2008

post-ween post


Hello. Spent Halloween evening with Bruce Anderson and Meredith; here r some pix of ACC&M, hanging out at the table after dinner. Note the cool Marc Jacobs top M gave me. Saweet. We all had pumpkin martinis and things got a litt-le crazy.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy having a bit of a tidy-up.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, October 31, 2008

the story of O


Hello.
I was petting a cute puppy and it peed on my blue Tiger sneakers, which left little black stains on the suede part. So i guess i'll have 2 look for a new pair because as we all know, a man's gotta live, a man's gotta eat, a man's gotta have shoes2walk on down the street.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy preparing dinner for Mr and Mrs Bruce Anderson, who are arriving in their new Smart Car.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

bo


Hello.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

boo


Hello. Here's where i spent many a weekend, kicking it. The part i didnt like was driving home afterwards on the LSD freeway, which always harshed my post-show euphoric mania.
Now what about this? Kinda weird.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating cashews rolled in black pepper.
And how YOU doin'?