Friday, December 30, 2005

pink pantherhose

Doing minor home repairs with bffrich, I feel just like Natalie Bruner. Now it is raining. The wind is noisy in the chimney. High wind/surf advisory. It's stormin', Norman. And now it's winter...winter in America.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

it's only words


I think all pix is the way2go. Or maybe there is somebody who would write my blog4me? 4free? Cant think of anything2say. Im just a quiet man...with no words2say. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

ice hotel


If u like documentaries, check out ICE HOTEL. Watch with a heating pad or electric blanket tho. Brrrrr. Speaking of brrrrrr, how can the gas/electric bill be $153 when we have not had the heat on and have been freezing our tucheses off. Must be the heating pad and electric blanket. Except we dont have an electric blanket. That's how they getcha, as George Costanza's father used2say.

Still no tour or shows. Pasadena on all that. Show shmo. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

whaddaya doin' new year's?


Hello and hope u r cozy as we head into new year's eve. Ya got your pharma and blanky gathered up? Got your DVDs and cheesy poofs? Swedish meatballs? Almond rocca? Dont4get your ingredients for hot chocolate with smarshmallows. And what's that alcohol u put into hot chocky, kinda minty-like? Mmmmm thatsa delipshish drink. Yours truly used2order it at the Bottom of the Hill b4 yours truly was Over the Hill. ha ha. Later, all y'all. Posted by Picasa

Sunday, December 25, 2005

attention please!


Didnt i promise u a hot photo? This is as hot as it gets, folks. Santa in his undies. If some of u r having a hard time looking at this picture, i totally understand. But cmon, ya gotta admit, IT'S CUTE!!!! :-) Am i right or am i right? When you're right, you're right. Am i right? There are more chrishmish pix to come...what else am i gonna do with them? Wait til next chrishmish? There might not BE a next chrishmish, who knows? and then all my chrishmish pix will have been wasted. and that would be chrishmish AND no chrishmish pix. I took way2many chrishmish pix i know, but they r all so beautiful. Hope u dont mind. HI EVERYBODY!! GIMME SOME COMMENTS YALL!!!!! And eat something green and red, like a ruby grapefruit and an avocado. x0x0 Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 24, 2005

photo alert


Hello winter people. Just heard from one of our mid-western correspondents that there is mandatory christmas boolshit at her job..potluck dishes etc. Can u believe??? Speaking of mandatory, it is MANDATORY that u check this blog tomorrow, when a verry special photo will be featured! Here in cali, there's no snow on the ground, just u and me walkin' around... Posted by Picasa

Friday, December 23, 2005

chestnuts roasting etc.


Eggplant parmagiana4dinner, and as hammer would say, "now THASS poppin'." wow was it dyno-mite. Played a cd of old-time chrishmish music at dinner. No live accordion playing tho. No carols to sing. Just Terra potato chips and thou. Stay mellow, yall. But also alert. Posted by Picasa

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Thursday, December 22, 2005



As u will see. i am having blog problems. Scrolldown motherfuckers. Posted by Picasa

operator error no doubt


As u will see i am having blog problems. scroll down motherfuckers. Posted by Picasa

uh oh


This is turning out backwards and u dont even know it. shit. my lame plan is back-firing on my ass. i know u dont know what im talking about, how could u i am being incoherent. anyway, please scroll down for more pix, that's all i can say. I better learn how2blog more than 1 pix at a time. bff rich showed me how2use flicker why dont i use it? make poopy face at me. nappy christmas! Posted by Picasa

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More pix below... Posted by Picasa

look into the sno-globe


Dont know how2blog more than 1 photo, so sue me. My "solution" works ok i think. I dont mind not having text...kind of like an instrumental song. Uh oh, I see alot of instrumentals in your future... Posted by Picasa

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happy solstice yall. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

sam framcisco chrishmish


Hello everybody. Here's a funny(?)streetcar story: We were standing on Powell Street, a very steep street, and a streetcar driver going up the hill leaned out and shouted to a streetcar driver going down the hill, HEY DID U GET THE BRAKES FIXED ON THAT THING YET? Ya know how u hear something that u never4get? This could be one of those things.

Speaking of things u dont4get, do they still make Rice-a-Roni? I dont think i've ever eaten Rice-a-Roni, so it's not THAT im not4getting, it's the commercial for Rice-a-Roni i cant seem to 4get. But if i got going on all the commercials i cant4get, we (or at least I) would be here all day. Maybe some other time I'll recite the(very long) CERTS ad for you, which i cant 4get even tho it burned itself into my memory such a long time ago. Until then...x0x0 Posted by Picasa

Sunday, December 18, 2005

feels like christmas


Stormy. Without power for 8 hours. Had to eat 6 tofu cuties to save them from melting in the freezer. This sunny picture doesnt really work here. Doesnt look like a power outage picture. It's a nice chrishmish picture tho. Wanna hear a chrishmish song? Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 17, 2005

standing in the shadows of love in the shadows


...wearing pearly pink Hush Puppies. That's right, Hush Puppies. they aint LOOK like Hush Puppies, but they FEEL like Hush Puppies. Hush-a-bye hush-a-bye oh my darling dont u cry. No tour no cry cry. No tour no cry. Posted by Picasa

Friday, December 16, 2005



Brrrrrrrrrrr..43F in San Francisco. It's cold, and it's damp. That's why the lady, THAT's why the laydee, that's why the LAYDEE is Sitting Here Shivering.
O-nay Ewer-tay 4me. Speaking of pig latin, have u ever heard "boptalk"? Every vowel says its own name. After every consonant, say "opp". So...the word "cold" would be "copp-o-LOPP-dopp." The word "blog" would be "bopp-LOPP-o-gopp". "Bite the bone" would be "bopp-I-TOPP-E-,Topp-HOPP-E, Bopp-o-NOPP-E. Ya with me??? x0x0 Posted by Picasa

Thursday, December 15, 2005

hats amazing


Still working on hand-made chrishmish cards2send out. A coupla chrishmishes ago, my gift to HUMAN4ANIMAL was hand-made cards complete with postage, all ready2b mailed out(except the addresses). That was a good gift... stress-reducing prezzies is good. The only prezzy we've received so far is a 12pound tin of chrishmish cookies. Trying2think what2do with it. It's not appealing in any way. Unlike the big box of chocolates at the chiropracter's office today. I almost almost had one. (Or more. Who can eat only one candy? Especially when they r all different.) The doctor took my arm off then put it back on. Much better. Might be able2tour soon. NOT!!!!!!! :-) Posted by Picasa

Monday, December 12, 2005

did you ever see santa in a cowboy suit?


Keep4getting2look4 my cowboy christmas cd. by Michael somebody? Murphy? McMurphy? Martin? Every song is great. Every song tells a story. Maybe mxrich will write in and let us know who the artist is. Anyway, he is a real cowboy with a real farm/ranch. The songs can make u cry. So if u feel like crying, and who doesnt?, check this cd out. No Christmas shows4me. Might learn some christmas songs on the harmonica though. Posted by Picasa

Sunday, December 11, 2005

it's beginning2look a lot like christmas


Went to Tiburon. Didnt play a show or anything, just walked around and looked around and sat around. Sat around on the dock/deck at Sam's Anchor Cafe. That's where2get the bomb fish&chips, altho we noticed they've raised their prices. Lunch used2b alot cheaper. Now, lunch prices r more like dinner prices.
The whole town is like a movie facade. Unreal. Candy store, ice cream store. The Fire Dept. has these huge Hummer-like fire engines. Very fancy. We hadnt seen fire engines like this b4. Bells, whistles, AND sirens. Happy Tiburon Christmas. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 10, 2005



Just had a safety meeting, feeling non-verbal. Working on home-made cards2send out. Got a card from Hal Blaine. Saweet! Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

what the...?


Can anyone explain this sign? It says SAFE SURRENDER SITE. Is it for when u find a baby on the street? Is it for those times when u r fed up with your own baby? It is posted at the local neighborhood fire station. Dont wanna seem suspicious by going in to ask about the sign. So wont u please, be my be my, be my little baby. My one and only baby. Say you'll be my darling. And be my baby now. Ah wo ho ho ho-o. Not the Santa kind of ho ho ho. The Phil Spector kind. Googled him yesterday, didnt seem 2b any new news. Well, Im not touring and neither is he. But i guess Santa might be. The world is a big place when your only car is reindeer. Which reminds me of a funny bumper-sticker idea i once had. Well, I thought it was funny anyway..."My other car is an accordion". OK Santa, have a nice tour. And dont4get those yoga flashcards i asked for. (Please). Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 03, 2005

pink pink u stink


Not really...u smell wonderful. Real nice. Mmmmmmmm. And we are smelling good too. Like a veritable rose/s. We r giving off good smells because we r happy with our AMG review of LOUIE LOUIE. And also a nice one(we think)in a French magazine. Walked around North Beach 2day... the Savoy Tivoli, the Zoetrope Building, Washington Square Park, Capps Corner. Capps Corner is where we first met Tony Dingman, the self-described "designated drinker" of the Coppola crew back in the day. Which day? The 1978-79 day. Anyway, thought about doing a show, but didnt actually do one.