Sunday, February 01, 2009

get into the groove boy




Ahoy!
Still on the houseboat. As u can see, Captain Rich is really maxxin' and relaxxin'.
Took a bike ride from the hausbootay into Mill Valley and had pizza at Small Shed. Sha-zamm they do it right. And speaking of eating, dont 4get2 always leave room for dessert.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying 2 blend in with the locals.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 30, 2009

beautiful downtown sausalito



Hello. I gotta get a new concept for "hello".
There's kind of a loser-guy on the houseboat next 2 ours. He smokes ciggies and then flicks the butts into the water. He spends a few hours each day yelling into the phone. 2day i heard him yell "DONT FUCK WITH ME JACK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER." So i've been walking around all day saying it too. It's fun, try it: "Dont fuck with me jack-ass motherfucker."
No tour or shows or anything...2busy going back in time.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

still on the housebootay


Hello.
I love this graffiti. It's on the wall of the underpass between sausalito and marin city. Smoke weed and, let's see, um smoke weed and, hmmm, there was another thing what was it? Uh....
No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying on dresses and reading.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

a & r gettin' fishy widdit


Hello.
Still in Saigon, er Sausalito, on the houseboat. Had another dynamite meal at FISH. The guy making the sweet potato biscuits we ordered got so happy when he saw me make the O-face as i bit into one. He smiled big and gave me a thumbs-up sign.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watchin' the ships roll in, then i watchem roll away again.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

houseboat vacay cont'd.




Hello.
Captain Rich did a lot of exercise today, he's pooped.
And how YOU doin'?

sparkle rich

Sunday, January 25, 2009

we gonna rock the house(boat)




Hello.
Living on a houseboat 4 a week. 2day was Day 2.
R has a vacay schedule he's following, and he announces updates periodically throughout the day, noting where he is on the skedj.
Have u signed the petition?
Really enjoyed watching the Patti Smith docu last night on my lappie. Honk if u love her.
No tour or shows or anything..2busy hangin' with my homie.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 23, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

everybody say yeah


Hello! With emphasis on the "O"!
Walked in the rain 2day 2 get 2 an appointment on van ness, but passadena'd on the Matterhorn restaurant. Ewwwwww.
No tour or shows or anything, 2 busy livin' large.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

plate job


Hello. Spozed 2 b cutting back on frivolous purchases, but couldnt resist this Obama plate at Walgreens 2day.
Been listening pretty much non-stop 2 donovan's greatest hits. There's so much a coherent person could say about the production and the fantastic decisions made regarding parts and arrangements of it all. If this isnt a perfect pop record then i dont know what is. So much varied fancy instrumentation.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy planning inauguration day outfit.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

this is not a painting


Hello.
Been baking lately, but no tour or shows or anything..2busy looking on the bright side.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 16, 2009

rahm emanuel is hot


Hello.
Still in a heat wave. In sam framcisco 2day the temp was once again in the upper 70s. As George Carlin would say, "Weird."
Today at fort mason center in the marina i saw an older senior citizen wearing a tshirt that said MAYBE PARTYING WOULD HELP. And speaking of the marina, b sure 2 catch dean and britta playing their 13 MOST BEAUTIFUL SONGS at the Palace of Fine Arts in Feb. Get u tix here.
No tour or shows or anything...2 busy getting a few things straightened out.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

black barry


Hello.
Let's face it: I have nothing 2 say. This blog has become just an excuse 2 show u pix.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy at group.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

i think i'm missing


Hello.
(Sorry, i had to).
Now that i'm here, i have nothing 2 say. Hate when that happens.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy being here now.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, January 03, 2009

saturday night live


Hello.
How u all livin'?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy preparing.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 02, 2009

victims of dreams


Hello. And say goodbye 2 the holidays.
And speaking of dreams, last night BFF Rich dreamed that he stole a plate of eggs from Dan Akroyd. Also that he was hanging around with Demi Moore and Ben Affleck, who were married to one another, and they were having lots of arguments. Then ol' ACC had a dream featuring (who else?) Lou Reed, who was "helping" a woman with a horse if u catch my drift.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting 2 use the wii.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

a toast


Hello and Happier New Year 2009.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting for pharma 2 take effect.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

jenny take a ride



Hello.
And say hello to Jenny Hall. Hi Jimmy! We went 4 a long long walk on the O.B. (that's Ocean Beach 2u). Jenny was wearing MAC liquid eyeliner. So cute!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy modifying my mii. Here's Marty's mii.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

miss tang


Hello. And say hello 2 miss tang. She is a one-of-a-kind ca-RAY-zee gal i hang out with sometimes. She talk like a guest on jerry springer, even tho she intelligent and work with disabled kids at public high school, isnt it? That's what she says at the ends of her sentences, "isnt it?".
No tour or shows or anything...2busy waiting 4 jenny hall 2 ring the doorbell.
and how YOU doin '?

Friday, December 26, 2008

tell me have u seen him?


Hello. So, no mo' Sanna til next year. But i wouldnt want 2 wait until then 2 show u this. Yup, chrishmish b over.
No tour or shows or anything...2 busy trying 2 use up remaining chrishmish pix.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

deshember 25 2008


Hello. And look what Santy brought us 4 chrishmish...Barack earrings and dog tag. So Cool! Big thank u and love 2 Hevver and Simon. Hope u r toasty/toasted!
And freshly baked holladay hellOH to 2 young lovely young ladies in bkln. (Except pretend your names r susan and danny).
No tour or shows or anything..2busy getting blue in the face.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

big chrishmish


Hello. Saw this big-ass chrishmish dishplay 2day in the Inner Sunset on 6th Avenue, on our way 2 get chrishmish pizza.
And speaking of holiday decs, check out these snowmens (turn your volume on. WAY on).
And not24getting special holiday holla to 2 sparkling young ladies in bkln.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy sitting on my fat ass.
And how YOU doin'?

the fat man's not a joke!


Hello. And thanks 2 Pinky for the pink pinkture. Cast your vote for her for this decade's Bionic Woman.
More later 2day ppl. Love ya, bye.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

dont try this @ home


Hello.
Yeah booey, it's beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish, everywhere u go. It is, after all, the most wonderful time of the year. Am i right?
All the pretty lights and everything.
And kids especially love chrishmish.
Here's what I've been loving lately. Tell me this isnt h.o.t.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at chrishmish cards that came in the mail 2day.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

winter in america


Hello. And extra-special holla to 2 llovely young llovely ladies in brklyn.Yessir it sure as hell is beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish. It's just the most wonderful time of the year, innit?
Have u listened to FACE in the CROWD by tom petty recently? I LOVE that song. It's so lonely-feeling. A real boo-hooer.
I red 2day that california attorney general Jerry Brown wants 2 ditch prop 8.
(nice pkg, santa.)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at this photo.
And how YOU doin'?

pinky's chrishmish

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

december 21st cant come soon enuff


Hello.
And extra-specialness shout-out to 2 brooklyn sweethearts. Hi-dee-ho!
Yup, it sure is damn hell of beginning 2 look a lot like chrishmish.
I'll be really glad to have some longer days;I need more light! Gimme some!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy pouring milk down the drain.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

santa mad as hell


Hello.
And special holladay huhwo to 2 gorgeous gals in bkln. Hey ladies!
Uh oh!
Hell it damn sure is beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish.
Is this a real cat? Kind of a sloppy post 2nite i know. Blame it on the warm mulled wine.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting pix in my favorites.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, December 15, 2008

please come home 4 christmas


Hello.
And xtra special holladays hellos to 2 young lovely young ladies in bklyn(and Chicken).
The sunsets lately r so colorful, like a crazy painting.
Yes boys and girls, it sure is beginning to look alot like chrishmish.

My hair is getting long enough to braid. Whenever i wear braids, it reminds me of playing at the Albion in Sam Framcisco. It was a fun place 2 play, alot of the kids who hung out there were, well, drunk, but besides that, they were pretty cool listeners, always appreciating the covers i did. So anyway, one night onstage I had my hair in braids and was "singing" Eat the Rich by Motorhead, playing the gtr riff on the right hand of the accordion. Dont mess around dontcha gimme no switch! Anyway, i cant remember where i was going with this, but to me, braids and Motorhead go 2gether like, um, milk and cookies?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy pre-opening gifts.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, December 13, 2008

just when u thought it was safe to...



Hello,
and a buggin', huggin' holladay to 2 young lovely young ladies in bkln.
Yup, it's beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish. Even had an hallucination that a black electrical plug was a mouse. The cord looked like the mouse's tail. And now,
No tour or shows or anything...2busy feeling light-headed.
And how YOU doin'?>
(Hmmmm, me comment button seems 2 have gone missing. Phooey.)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

me i want a hoola hoop


Hello, and special holiday hi-dee-ho shout-out to 2lovely holidayladies in bkln.
Yep, it's beginning 2 look alot like chrishmish.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy in the bathroom.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Sunday, December 07, 2008

sophie claus


Hello.
Yup, it's the most wonderful time of the year. And wonderful in Scotland too. (Or not.)
No tour or shows or anything..2busy.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, December 06, 2008

slay bells ring r u listenin'


Hello.
Yes boys and girls, it still feels like chrishmish.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy screaming my head off.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, December 04, 2008

chestnuts roasting etc.


Hello.
Yes it's beginning 2 look a lot like Chrishmish.
This picture reminds me of a punchline to a joke: "What? And give up showbusiness?"
No tour or shows or anything...2busy wishing and hoping and thinking and praying.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

i love santa


Hello.
Had dinner last night with Mary Boocheverand Kevin Teare. It was great 2 see them again. Mary gave me a huge tip on how 2 counteract the color green. I liked talking2her. She and Kevin have a new dog.
Yup, it's that most wonderful time of the year. Time 4 toys and time 4 beer.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy at church.
And how YOU doin'?

Hi.