Thursday, April 30, 2009

yes wii can



Hello.
Well, we made it thru the first 100 days! Yay!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy spying on the neighbors.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

preparedness


Hello.
No tour or shows or anything..2busy crocheting.
And how YOU doin'?
Preparedness photo by Pinky. Thanks Pink!

Monday, April 27, 2009

blood oranges on the tracks


Hello.
There's a mighty wind in frisco, it's been comin' down the streets of the city for weeks now.
(Does this wind make my ass look fat?)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy taking it easy.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

happy birthday paul dodd


Hi Paul! R bought himself a mac 4 your birthday.
More on this later. Have a nice birthday!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy Earth Day


Hello, and say hello to the v.handsome multi-talented George Earth. Hey G! A second ago, as i was looking 4 pix of u 4 this post, your song "Call U" randomly played. I miss U George.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating donuts.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

stick out your can (etc.)


Hell-uh-oh.
Isnt this trash can cute? R made it. Well, u know, virtually made it. At first i thought the guy was cc deville, but now i think it's just generic hair-dude. Anway, it'd b cool 2 have a collection of these cans. I'd start out with Blackie Lawless. Or, for the xxx-rated can, Philthy Animal Taylor. Here he is today(ish).
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking for nasty rude pix of Motorhead that appeared in a magazine article about 20 years ago. They're around here somewhere.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, April 20, 2009

(on 4/20, there's) no particular place 2 go




Hello.
Still unusually hot in SF. I heard a surfer say that there werent many surfers out because "it's 4/20 Day and they're waiting til 4:20." Word.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy staying cool.
And how YOU doin'?

ootay ott-hay


Hello.
It's 2hot2blog.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

temper tantrum leads to lockdown


Hello.
It was an unusually hot day in Frisco 2day. Rode bikes to breakfast at Velo Rouge. I ordered "the Elvis":a grilled peanutbutter, jam and banana sammich. Thank u very much.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy thinking about Marianne Faithfull's performance in IRINA PALM.
"Advice?": what comes around goes around.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

super salad



Hello.
When i was working as a waitress in Bloomington to support myself and my first husband,(a lazy no-good4nothing gtr-playing freak) (HI BRUCE!), sometimes diners thought i was saying "Super Salad" when i'd ask them if they wanted "soup or salad" with their dinner. They'd say "Super Salad? What's that?"
This minestrone soup and "Glad Hand" salad were on the menu at FISH last week.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy cleaning up after a temper tantrum.
"Advice?": Advice Dept is off this weekend.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

i dream of mickey


Hello. Still on a continuing quest for all things mickey rourke, which i guess is contributing to my mickey dreams at night. When i wake up, i dont remember anything specific, but i know i've been with mickey. Oh i'm just now remembering something...in one of the dreams i had hands and fingernails like his. It was upsetting. (Then A woke up. -ed.)
Been trying 2 watch all his films, but in alot of them, he doesnt have that many scenes and i keep 4getting what it is i'm watching. R says I need a "Mickey Reel".
No tour or shows or anything...2busy working in the yard.
"Advice?": Dont lick your plate in public.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

hop hop hop


Hello. Received a v.funny birthday card , but no tour or shows or anything...2busy with my billygoat.
"Advice"?: Dont put all your eggs in one, uh, basket.

Friday, April 10, 2009

cross the mersey


Hello.
Went 2 the Ferry Building the other day, wore a straw hat.
Been taking an aquatics fitness class once a week, it kicks ass.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy coloring easter eggs.
"Advice?": Dont break your keester this easter.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

green day


Hello.
Went to Greens for ACC birthday lunch. Had a huckleberry/apple crisp with vanilla bean ice cream for desert. It was all very nice but 2 spendy.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy with continuing education.
I need a new tagline at the end to replace "and how YOU doin'?".
Any bright ideas, Smartypants U grads?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Sunday, April 05, 2009

happy hours


Hello.
Itsa a bright, bright sunshiney day. Rode my bike up and down "the Avenues", but
no tour or shows or anything...2busy takin' it easy.

Friday, April 03, 2009

let the right one (stay) in


Hello.
On Paul&Peggi's recommendation, watched LET THE RIGHT ONE IN the other night. Then the weirdest thing happened: we couldnt get the dvd out of the player and thought we'd be condemned to watching the movie over and over again for eternity. But of course R finally managed to get it out (oooh. -ed). LOVE this movie!! 5 bites!
And speaking of crossing oceans of time, I cant believe this post is over already.
No tour or shows or anything..2busy eating pizza.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

nobody's fool nobody's fool, never again no no

Hello.
Remember that song NOBODY'S FOOL by Cinderella? ACC's senior fans know that she loves dumb rock ballad lyrics: "I count the falling tears, they're falling from my eyes. Seems like a thousand years, since we broke the ties." Now cmon, is that brilliant or what? Whatever happened to that Cinderella guy anyway? Tom something or other. I'd still like 2 record that song someday. (Well u better get your ass in gear, if u know what i'm sayin'. -ed.)
And speaking of dumb songs, R red somewhere that ACC's version of CLOWN SEX was being used as a ringtone. Ha!
If'd u'd like 2 sing along to CLOWN SEX (#13), here r the unreleased lyrics:

There were some clowns
They had some sex
There were some clowns they had some sex there were some clowns they had some sex
There were some clowns
They had some sex
There were some clowns they had some sex there were some clowns they had some sex
There were some clowns
They had some sex
There were some clowns they had some sex there were some clowns they had some sex
There were some clowns
THEY! HAD! SEX!
CLOWN SEX! CLOWN SEX! CLOWN SEX!(lyrics by george earth). Hi George!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy relaxing after a morning at the gym followed by lunch in beautiful downtown Sausalito.
And how YOU doin'?