Wednesday, January 31, 2007

send in the clouds

Hello fun-seekers. U like these clouds?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy drinking hot ginger tea and rice milk. (Is anyone counting how many times "rice milk" appears in this bwog?)

slammin' vans

Hi. Look at these cute lil shoes i saw at the beach...flying pink pigs.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching Bill Murray in Broken Flowers.

Monday, January 29, 2007

the (s)hoop (s)hoop song

Hi, no tour or shows or anything...2busy hoopin'!

tidal wave tidal wave, took them all from NY2California

Wow...drove2Pacifica again2day with the surfer from NJ...stunning and stellar. And look at this car: Spicoli from Fast Times pulled up behind me in the parking lot, fired up a fatty, suited up, and headed out2catch some waves. Tried 2take his picture 4u, but couldnt see him thru all the smoke, and also, i didnt want2make him paranoid. But he WAS Spicoli. Look at his car-seats...turquoise leopard-print, just as ripped as he was/is/ever shall be/world without end amen.

So, no tour or shows or anything...2busy driving up and down the coast. Yeah!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

a(nother)day at the beach

Drove2Pacifica again2day...gorgeous. Hula-hooped on the beach at Linda Mar while NJ surfer-guy caught some waves.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching a film on the Mavericks.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

rock steady baby

Hi Hello It's Me. Boola-boola.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching the Aretha Franklin tribute.

the transition has begun

Hi. Hope u havent seen this picture yet. Funny, huh?
Holey-shmoley...heating bill was over $200. What about yours?

Did u ever google Steve Albini and get the OTHER Steve Albini?

No tour or shows or anything...2bizzy-izzy eating oatmeal with dried cherries/ blueberries/strawberries and hot rice milk. And toasted Beckman's marble bread.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

who's that lady

Hi it's me i had another make-over...had2hotten up my look.
Had lunch at Cafe Gratitude with the surfer from New Jersey. I liked it alot. He pronounced it "too friendly".

No tour or shows or anything...2busy worrying about BFFRich...he is taking the door off the guest bedroom;power tools r involved. I get nervous around power tools.

roadrunner roadrunner

Hi u all. At first i thought this was the Loch Ness Monster. (I dont like calling Nessie a "monster".)but it turned out2be a man-made thang.
No tour or shows or anything...2bizzy with NJ surfer-guy...driving to Pacifica lookin' for waves. Later ho-daddies/mamas.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

b4 & after: on haight street with sonic boom

Whoa Pete, we're gettin' fuzzy, mate. Yeah, I know. It only lasts for 5minutes, and it's very intense, like u may wonder if u died. So it's good2have someone with u, just to touch u, let u know that you're still there. And there dont seem to be any after-effects. Like right now, i feel very clear, very sharp. Uh, Ok.

So, yeah, met Pete "Sonic Boom" Kember and his friend Tom M on Haight Street. Very enjoyable. Shopped at Kid Robot, Sonical and Tom know all the artists and characters. BFF Rich bought a little cigarette character that is smoking a cigarette. Had snax. MMMMmmm i ordered marsala chai. Dammit it wuzz good. A stoner-friendly drink all warm and sweet and spicy.

No tour or shows or anything, too busy looking on amazon for a book on dmt.

cute lil atm

This atm is at the farmers' market in san rafael. Gotta stock up on organic hand-made treats for NJ guest arriving tomorrow. Kettle corn, apple pie, chocolate-covered smarshmellows. He is a surfer, and at home in NJ in the winter, he has to wade thru snowbanks to get2his waves. Said dedication's what world needs2day baby. u know the noblest thing a man can do is to do the best he can. No sno here, bubba. Catch a wave and yer sittin on top of the world.

And speaking of Brian Wilson, he is performing at the Paramount theater in Oakland this week. Amazing, no? He studies the same singing technique as ol' ACC...Speech-Level singing. Go Brian!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy talking to Pete Kember on the phone. Meeting him on Haight Street at the robot store. bye.

Monday, January 22, 2007

hello, it's a and r!

Well, here we are again...u, me and BFF Rich. BFF Rich is working on an amazing project which u will all know about very soon! We has so minny projects going, man shit is FLYIN' around here. Howevva, right now my ass is still in bed, looking at the waves. i better git up, git into it, and git involved. bye peeps! later peeps!

Oh yeah, no tour or shows or anything...2busy preparing 4 a NJ surfer-guest. Bolinas, here weez come.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

she's got leggings

Uh oh. didnt socialize. Crocheted leg-warmers instead. Knitted a hat instead. Emailed instead. Ran on the beach instead. Read a surf magazine instead. Watched EU weather instead. Spied on neighbor instead. See what i mean? I CANT go out/hang out...i'd get2far behind the 8-ball, u-all.

So anyway, no tour or shows or anything...still2busy working on the inventory.

Thursday, January 18, 2007


Hello. Arent these 2 birdys cute? Birdy num-num.
Got a call from Sonic Boom. He is in sf/la doing some shows. Gee i know i'm not going2make it out. I'm terrible. I suck. I've HAD IT with going out, clubs and all. The day before i think yeah i can do this, it'll b great. But then when tomorrow night rolls around, hell i just dont wanna. Even if it's something cool. I dont know, i have so much fun at home, get so much done. But i couldnt tell him no on the phone. What's wrong with me? I love u pete.

Went2the San Rafael farmers' mkt. Bought a belgian waffle but had to throw it away when the guy wasnt looking. Bought some chocolate for Lisa Guerin. (Hi). Had the best coffee drinks of our lives so far. Really. Apple pie, Panorama pizza, popcorn, red mustard greens, apples and oranges, baklava, Indian pumpkin bread, spinach bread and potato bread, Taylor Maid coffee beans, Panorama cranberry walnut bread, I LOVE NORTHERN CALI yall.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at pix of Isla Fisher.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

my big event

OK, here it is, what u all've been waiting4(or not)...a picture of the frost in sam fram. So, "that's my big event", as Craig Leon would say. That's about all the frost i want2see, too;I still dont miss midwest winter. Nupe.

Anyway, no tour or shows or anythingamijig...2busy organizing yarn.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

what's with the hands?

Rode bikes around Fort Point/Crissy Field(wouldnt Chrissy Fields be a good name for a san francisco drag queen/king?). Ordered GREENS food2go. Ate outside in the sun with the birds. Saul Goode, people.

Frosty again 2day. Pix2follow. Hey, it's exciting2ME, aight? :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2bithy using eyedropths. Bye.

new linkydinky

Hey peoples howz everybody doin'? We just added a new link, ALAN VEGA. Check out his beautiful artwork. I love this picture of Alan and Marty, dont you?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching the frost AGAIN TODAY!! Second consecutive day of ice and frost in the bay area.

Monday, January 15, 2007

table for 2?

Eat eat eat, that's all i do. Just finished dinner and already enjoying a big mug of hot rice milk with cinnammon, and raisin toast. And thinking about warm rice pudding that I'll have next week.

Guess what peoples? A patch of ice was spotted this evening on a sidewalk at the corner of Sunset Boulevard/Kirkham St. And there was frost in our back yard this morning. It sounds like im gonna segue into a joke whose punchline is: "Yeah and if u dont get some spring in your ass, we'll be here til fall",but i'm not.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy doing inventory.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

re-united and it feels so good

Meet the Sashas, 2 one-of-a-kinds. They r currently working on their memoir/s.

The film department at nontour diary is finishing production on a...well, you'll see. Stay toasted, er, i mean, stay POSTED.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching dailies and crocheting leg-warmers.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

skin tight

Hi BFFRich...hope u dont mind me using this picture. Yee.

Spilled my bowl of cornflakes and rice milk onto a similarly-colored straw floormat. Looked kinda weird. Kind of hard2clean up. Dont cry over spilt rice milk.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking out the window at twinkly Twin Peaks (it's nightime, people.)

Friday, January 12, 2007

the wall

Hello. Please somebody, stop me from eating any more chile-dusted almonds.

It's cold in sf...BFFRich is wearing 2 pairs of sockies. On his feet. I dont get cold cuzz i'm a hot mammajamma.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating chile-dusted almonds.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

dynamic duo

Here's BFFRich, aka "uncle rich", walking with craig leon in sutro park sf yesterday.

And speaking of myspace, did u ever think u would see a wee scotsman being transfixed by a golden kipper? U WILL!

And speaking of new links, did u see the new XTAL link BFFRich added? thagk u rich.

No tour or shows or anything...2bizzybay bitingbay my nailsbay. Huh?

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

me so holy me love u longtime

This is a sign outside the front door of the Chinese Swatow Christian church on Irving Street in SF. Can i get a amen up in here? The church used to be the Surf movie theater, back in the day. It had the cutest neon sign whose blue light relected in the store windows across the street, which i could see from my bedroom window at night. Saweet. I tried to watch the Dennis Hopper film AMERICAN FRIEND there at least 3 times, and every time i fell asleep. There were these over-sized comfortable seats, and well, it also could have been the talwin, which i LOVED. Is talwin even around these days?

Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy preparing for a daytrip to Inverness tomorrow. Bye u all. x0x0

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

2gether again. GENIUS!

It was swell to spend time with CraigandCassell this afternoon. Things were zipping by so sparks! Sparky! Brilliant! As Craig would say, "GENIUS!" Cassell looked beautiful and bewitching as usual. Funfunfun. We hadnt seen each other since making White Courtesy Phone in 1995. Well, BFFRich saw them once in NY but i wasnt there.

And speaking of BFFRich, that's his shadow u see, holding the camera up high. Rich, I'm sorry u didnt make it into the pix; hard2squeeze 4 ppl into a shot. :-(

So, no tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at my C&C pix.
I LOVE YOU C AND C. Keep those freaky flags of yours flying. x0x0

Monday, January 08, 2007

well that goes 2 show u what a moon can do...moonlight on san francisco

Walked around the Embarcadero with BFF Rich the other night,looking for Laughing Sal ... didnt see her anywhere. Sure was lovely around there tho, like it always is.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at how clean everything is(had a major pre-guest tidy-up).

Saturday, January 06, 2007

winter in

XTAL, an sf band (whose singer/gtr-ist was a cross between lou reed and neil young)used to do that gill scott heron song, winter in america. Wow i used2love them, and wow were they retarded;just fantastic. And speaking of retarded, uh, er i mean, speaking of FANTASTIC, i am on the phone right now with mister nancy kravitz, bass player in the original angel corpus christi band. She just told me that her current band is so lame that they cant even schedule a final practice to break up at. Some of them know someone is quitting, but not everyone knows.

Nancy was great in the acc band, really great. She introduced herself2me by propping her breasts, clad in a black leather halter, on the ledge that separates the seating area from the dance floor at the warfield, and said "You need a bass player in your band." SOLD! ha ha she was so cute.

Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy anticipating upcoming visit from craig leon and cassell webb!

Friday, January 05, 2007

someday u'll be king/queen

Hello. How r u? Have u noticed there is a new link? Check out THE REFRIGERATOR.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy roasting pumpkin seeds.

Thursday, January 04, 2007


What IS this? Does anyone know? and even if u did know, so what? u cant tell us because the comment button has stopped working 4u, i know. Bastards at blogger. Dear bastards: please fix the comment button. actually, it's not the comment button, u bastards, it's the sign-in part that's the prob. thank u bastards. sorry...just had an espresso granita AND a cappuccino.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy bobbing head in time to HT's 70s dub.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Year's Guy

close dee box

Time2put away all the xmas dex. No, not dexedrine...decorations.

No tour or shows or anything...still 2busy learning how2knit.

Monday, January 01, 2007

angel corpus make-over

J-1 Everybody, J-1. Got the year off2 a good start...spruced up my look a little.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking in the mirror.