Thursday, August 30, 2007

foggy bridge

How u like this pic? Crazy huh? Taken yesterday.

Still reading the book on dmt that TM loaned me. Honk if u love dmt.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy airing out the house. Like the warning on the CORN CAKES package says, "Caution. Do not heat in toaster."

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

disco mystics, er...maybe mistakes?

clicky here.

pansy division

Well, ok, petunia division then. I just wanted 2mention pansy division. They were so ahead of their time. And i think they're still around, working. If i wasnt so lazy i would put a pansy link here 4u but it's 2 many clicks. Call me pisher.

Hope u saw the lunar eclipse last night;it was 2foggy here in sam fram.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading a book on dmt.

summer's almost gone :-(

Boo hoo. We'll come back, 4 indian summer. We'll come back, 4 indian summer.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy thinking about getting a short haircut.

Monday, August 27, 2007

i ToldHerLook,I'veBeenHurt

I said look, I've seen a skirt, but i'm never ever gonna get hurt by that little town squirt.

Featured salad this week: Iceberg lettuce with peaches, avocados, brown rice vinegar, and coconut. I think i'm drooling.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading film reviews.

sittin' on the dock of the bay watchin' the tide roll away, woo hoo

Here's me and bff rich, doin' what we do. Bff is wearing his new extremely day-glo bike shirt;i was 2lazy2ride2 the embarcadero. We hung out there with The Sashas, who were in sf doing research on their forthcoming co-autobiography, THEY CALL US SASHA.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy deleting ol' bob lefsetz from my links. He's really bugging me lately.

Friday, August 24, 2007

beach mandala

Hello, and welcome back to Ocean Beach. :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking 4 something i cant find.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

u my dog

Hello. It's the end of august;i'm aghast. I definitely saw some fall light 2day. I dont love the nightlife, I dont gott-ta boogie. For me, it'd b great if it was daylight 24/7.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying not to drop grape seeds into my lappie's keyboard.

Monday, August 20, 2007

fog day afternoon

Now do u believe me when i say it's been foggy foggy foggy? These pix were taken during daylight hours.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy editing a manuscript.

Sunday, August 19, 2007


Hello. Isnt this a cute picture? Whenever i see a palm-tree shadow, i cant resist taking a picture of it.

Off to a berkeley bar-b-q at the home of dale "o-type" sophiea. Lotsa palm trees over there. Have u ever used a palm tree as inspiration 4 a new haircut?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy charging all my various devices currently displaying the message "lo batt".

Saturday, August 18, 2007

well i got up onstage, busted a pose, so damn delicate, give the ladies a rose

Give me a situation and i can quote a tone loc lyric for that situation. Man, he was so long ago, but his lyrics and style and voice r still sounding fresh 2me.

U know all these surveys everybody's sending around? The other day i got one and one of the questions was "what do u want to do after high-school/college?" My answer was "go on the road as a tone loc impersonator." That would be so crazy, wouldnt it? But seriously, who has all this time 2 b filling out all these surveys? I mean, one or 2 questions, ok, but 50? As Ween said, "pack your bags i dont need the agg."

No tour or shows or anything, 2 busy hangin' with my homegirl.

Friday, August 17, 2007

smiley face

Hello ppl. Hope your smile isnt turned upside down2day.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy googling mike peterson.


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

grow operation

That's right;we growin' our own cascading petunias. I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, an onion patch, an onion patch. I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, oh wont u come and play with me. P.U., P.U., the air's so strong it takes my breath away. U know you're getting old when the pop songs u remember r in the public domain. ha ha ha ha ha.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy fighting off hunger pangs.

shit happens

This is a poo pile in our back yard. No, we dont live in the woods, so we know it's not wild bear-poo. We live in a city, with sidewalks, etc. AND, this is not the only poo pile in the yard. To discourage all this mysterious poo-ing, i stacked up prickly rose-bush branches at the favored sites, which only led to development of new poo-sites. The yard is surrounded by a solid wooden fence over 5' tall, so we cant blame the homeless, either. This picture was not taken when the poo was still fresh, so as they say on cereal boxes, "contents may have settled", if ya know what i'm sayin'. At night i scan the yard with a flashlight, looking for poo-clues, but havent seen one animal. wtf??

No tour or shows or anything, 2 busy mis-reading headlines about elvis.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

back in the day

Hi. So, yesterday i told u about the musee mechanique and cliff house. Here's what the cliff house used2look like. The musee was underneath, its entrance on the ocean side. All the old games were operational; 5 cents each to play. Thanx 2 my rockin' neighbor tkyoyos for the pix.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching disc 1 of The Staircase.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

special blog 4 lindsay hutton & all other friends of the musee mechanique

Musee Mecanique

Hello ppl. How's your sunday goin'? Hope it's going better than my saturday;I was nearly attacked by 2big-ass snarling, snapping dogs. Going to Walgreen's now2buy pepper spray. But anyway, back to the musee mechanique. It used 2 b located at Ocean Beach, underneath the Cliff House. I really enjoyed taking visitors there, the audio was mind-blowing. U had the sound of all the games, the "laughter" of Laffin' Sal, kids screaming, all mixed in with the sound of the mighty waves crashing below. Then the bastards moved it to Fisherman's Wharf. Well, as Lindsay himself would say "whaadya gaun do?" (Did i get that right, Chief? I dont think i captured your brilliance with the language.) I took Steve Albini, Bob "Rusty" Weston, and Todd Trainer there once, and i'm pretty sure they've reserved a special place in their hearts and ears for the ol' place. Musicians particularly loved it for the crazy sound quilt. When Laffin Sal got a quarter dropped into her (ooooh), her sound went out over the ocean and it sounded like god was laughing. So click the pic, then click slideshow because i want u 2 see the pix in large 4mat.

No tour or shows or anything, 2busy planning my lauren gersick blog. (thanx2bff rich for the dynamite pix, i lubb u.)

Friday, August 10, 2007

fast food

Hello. Sleepless in sam framcisco. Laying in bed thinking about grilled cheese samwiches, waffles, cereal with rice milk. And planning my lauren gersick blog.

Note to mode moderne: was the film A GOOD BABY made near where u live? The scenery is so pretty in this movie.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy setting up a store at

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

u cant judge a tomato by its cover

Yes they look nice but alas and alack they were pretty much tasteless. Gosh they were nothing duds.

Was planning to write about lauren gersik, but that's 2 ambitious a project 4how im feeling rite now.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy deteriorating.

Friday, August 03, 2007

bo bo po po

Hi. This potato was grown in bolinas. A porntato. The girl-farmer was extra cute and said "how lucky r we 2b farming in bolinas?" THAT'S the gratitude attitude! Might be kinda hard 2 put this little guy in a hot frying pan tho, not 2 mention cutting him into pieces.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy mailing surprise packages.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

happy bert day!

Hi Pinky!! Happy Birthday!


Hello all u tater freaks, whaddya doin'?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy editing as-yet-unpublished novel.