Friday, July 25, 2014

i go to twerk

Have u ever tried twerking?  Maybe i'm doing it wrong but is it supposed to be ultra-painful? How do u unhinge your butt from your lower back like that and then flap it?   Anyway, um, "thanks" to Pinky for this. EmbarrASSed to say how many times ive watched. Ay yi yi. The one on the car hood?  As my old neighbor Mrs. Doyle used to say, "Well, Good Lord."
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy dealing with unexpected guest.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

where is here?

Audiobooks rule. Journeys Out of the Body is so compelling, i've zipped right thru it and only one hour remains.   And this one just arrived in the mail. Thanks HT! Along with the prezzie came a handwritten note. Remember those?  Such a treat.
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy trying to get a Message to Michael.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

wooden strips

This reminds me of a series Kevin Teare did in Bloomington awhile back. Awhile back? What the...wait what, that was 1977? Oh jeebus.

Friday, July 18, 2014

hey look there goes brian jones

Heard this gem on the WPKN PURE show today. Ha!
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy partying.

Monday, July 14, 2014


Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy doing cannonballs.

when every song ended in cha cha cha

In my first band I could never figure out how to end a song so just ended up doing 'cha cha cha' on each one.
Here was my total inspiration and they are still inspiring to say the least. Whew.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Thursday, July 10, 2014

And i had to play football for the coach

U know what they say:The best things in life are meatless.
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy drafting backstage rider.

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

put a pin on it

Item #1:

Item #2:

Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy sticking it to the man.

Monday, July 07, 2014

blog like it's instagram

News items i didnt click on: the hunting cheerleaders and the man who blew his arm off with fireworks.
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy goin' crazy on u.

Saturday, July 05, 2014

please crawl out your window

Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy with self-identity issues.  That, and recovering from the "banana pudding".

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

my new hat visits fort mason and the community gardens

And my new hat CANNOT WAIT to see this. U hear me? CANNNOT WAIT. I saw the movie so many times when it came out that i ended up memorizing every line of dialog.
"They're my girls, i'm goin' back in deh."
"Sal,'s not a country."
"You got kids?" Yeah, I got kids and I'd like to see them again." "You'll see them, I got no complaints against you whatso-ever. You wont fuck wit me, will ya?"
"Leon, did they give u a shot at the hospital?" "Yeah, what they shot me with was like unreal."
"Why rob a bank when you've got a sucker for a mother?"
"I bark. U see this man here? He bites."
Not all moviegoers appreciated when i would talk along with the characters but i felt compelled.  I wouldnt do that today tho;I'd like to think i'm more considerate now than i was then.
But!  At home, like right this minute, i can yell as loudly as i want to:  SONNY ALL THE WAY! HEY!  SONNY ALL THE WAY!
Still no tour or shows or anything...2busy shape-shifting.