Tuesday, July 31, 2007

message in a barrel

Got a tough day 2day...yoga class followed by a massage then dinner at Greens. Hope i make it thru. Also, waiting 4 call-backs on houseboat rental. Exciting! Always wondered what it would b like2live on one. As elvis said "it's now or never, my boat wont wait." Or something like that.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy riding stationary bike.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Rich! Look Out!

Dont worry, no humans were harmed in the making of these pictures. The next time u r in Sausalito, u HAVE to eat at Fish. They r walkin' it AND talkin' it. For dessert: a scoop of organic vanilla ice cream made in san rafael, with a shot of organic espresso poured on top, served in a big bright blue coffe cup. Needless2say it was perfect and delicious. The sun was out, the sky was blue, it was beautiful and so were we. And so r u(i hope).

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at places4rent in sausalito.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

all u wanna do is ride around sally

And speaking of sallys riding, how about those drunk astronauts, eh? Smirnoff ice rounds for everybody!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy talking to scotland.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

bringing home the frances bacon

Life is a cabaret, or cabernet. Or cassoulet. Or chevrolet.

What about the lipstick-wearing woman who kissed a cy twombley painting? I'd like2know how much that changes its value. Can someone tell me please i am 2lazy2 find out. Thank u.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy choosing a new doctor.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

fog/no fog

Hello party people, r u enjoying your summer? Here in Sam Fram, there IS no summer, so it's always a little disturbing to hear the first of the back-to-school ads for pencil cases and warm jackets and stuff. What's that? Kids dont use pencil cases anymore? So sue me.

Angel fans may be glad to know that WHITE COURTESY PHONE will be available at cd baby soon; til then u can hear Threw It Away at my myspace.

And speaking of throwing things away in space, no tour or shows or anything...2busy hating the astronauts who threw an enormous full tank of chlorine out the window.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

kinda crappy birthday

Hello. Just got back from having lunch with cyzuki and bff rich at bambino's on cole street, and now we know why the place is always empty when other restaurants on the street r jam-packed. A&R felt bad, since the lunch was spozed2b special 2 honor cyzuki's birfday. Dang it all innyway. But it was still nice2b2gether, which reminds me of bff rich's lyrics, "HELL WOULD BE OK TOGETHER, PRETTY HOT AWW FUCK THE WEATHER" which cyzuki and yours truly sang in bff rich's band Poetraphonics in the 80s.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy worrying about Craig and Cassell in Buckinghamshire, the flooded zone in the UK.

Monday, July 23, 2007

hey bike buddies!

Custom Bikes

Hello! Honk if u love your bike! (I love mines now that i have the xtra-tall handlebars.) Click the pic to see other peeps' bikes. A coupla roads in Golden Gate Park r closed to traffic on the weekends, making it safer and more fun for all kinds of stuff--rollerskating, dancing AND biking. Dont4get 2 click SLIDESHOW to see full-screen pix.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy getting lost in a painting.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

b4 & after

Hi. Hello. It's me. The way the light was 2day reminded me that summer is zipping past. Hate when that happens.

And speaking of zipping past, saw a kid go by wearing those rolling sneakers or whatever u call them, while he was drinking a soft drink out of a glass bottle. I got nervous. BFF Rich suggested not thinking about it. Those things do look like fun tho.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at how my blue tank top looks with these pink pants.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

let's go 2 sausalito


Hello. If u'd like 2 go too, click the pic then click slideshow.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching fake moon landings that butchy sent me.

Monday, July 16, 2007

inverness:What a Day 4 a Daydream

Inverness, Pt. Reyes Station, Toby's Feed Barn, Bovine Bakery, it's all good. And i was all there. Drove past a black bull standing next to the road, he was as big or bigger than a toyota tercel. Hey Wooly! Thought about Prince Charles; he loves Inverness too.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting off procedures.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

ok with the flowers already

Hi. Just talked 2 mr. nancy...she was telling me about CAPTURED BY ROBOTS. They played at Bottom of the Hill the other night. And speaking of Bottom of the Hill, marty rev's show is coming up on the 26th. Hope i'm ready 4 it!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying not2buy stuff.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

i'm on the list


Click the CAKE pic then click slideshow.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy remembering the roky movie from last night, and getting set 2watch ricky gervais in EXTRAS 2nite.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

feelin' swirly

I'm just a quiet man,no words2say. But my heart...is overflowing...anyway.No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at the sunset light turn all the hillside windows fiery orange.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

i was shadow-boxing earlier in the day, figured i was ready 4 cassius clay

"I said fee fi fo fum, cassius clay, here i come. 99 100 101 102, yer maw wont even recognize you". Yeah if i could get off my lazy ass i'd work on my collection of dylan covers. I'd like 2 do all the "speed raps"(as jim fourrat told me they're called). "...when out comes a farmer he musta thought that i was nuts, he immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts." I like all the ones that have about a million words per line. Because what else am i gonna do with my original I WOULDNT WANNA BE BOB DYLAN but put it on a dylan-covers cd? Anyhoodle...

No tour or shows or anything...2busy throwing out all plates and dishes made in china.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

summertime, and the skiing is easy(in dubai)

Hi ppls. This is crazy, no? Look at the first picture and spot the palm trees, to get an idea of how big the structure is. The other 2 pix take u inside the structure. Shooosh, yall!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to crows.

Monday, July 09, 2007

yellow is the color of the sparkling necklace, in the morning, when we rise

Hi ppls. It's me again. Thanks to the ACC fan who requested that songs from WHITE COURTESY PHONE be put up at ACC's myspace. U asked 4 it, u got it, girl...so go get it. THREW IT AWAY has been added, with more to come.

Ol' ACC remembers when Hal Blaine, who played drums on WCP, cried as he red the lyrics to the song. I still have the sheet music with his drum markings on it;it's one of my most prized possessions. Have u ever seen the notations drummers make on sheet music? It's pretty cool, like a secret code or something. Hi Hal I love u.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy crocheting bath-mats. Now is that squirrely OR WHAT?

got fog?

If u r 2hot right now, consider a trip 2 Sam Fram, where temps are in the 50s and 60s.

And speaking of hot, i just red that Toni Collette has a band, Finish. If i wasnt so lazy i would youtube her but i just cant b bothered. Saw her naked in a movie, THE JAPANESE STORY. This just in: BFF Rich just announced that Toni just announced that she is pregnant. Maybe the babydaddy is the guy from the movie? Wow, he was VERY hot.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy thinking it's Tuesday when it's actually Monday.

Sunday, July 08, 2007



pay day

Hi. Is Live Earth over yet? Did ANYONE watch ANY of it? I dunno, i just couldnt get it up. Ol' Bob Lefsetz wrote an interesting piece about it...check out his LEFSETZ LETTER.

And speaking of brilliant jewish guys, did u know that BFF Rich does legal work for Robert Crumb? BFF Rich gets paid with Crumb artwork; this is his most recent payment, THE GIRLS OF R CRUMB. Pretty dang cool, eh?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading Cosmic Jackpot by Paul Davies.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

just another beautiful day

JUly 6 07
Hello, it's me(I think). Come on a bike ride with A & R, starting off at, where else?, Greens. Click the pic then click slideshow.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying 2 see out of foggy windows. And speaking of foggy windows, remember that song by Mark Bingham? "Foggy windows, feet on the dashboard. I found the meaning of love." Hi MB!

Thursday, July 05, 2007


Hello. Look! It's BFF Rich, in the park with Diana.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to CAKE RADIO and meeting with original MX80 member Dale Sophiea.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

4th flowers 4u


Hello. More flowers. Click the pic then click slideshow.

Just had a post-bike-ride portobella-mushroom garden-burger with melted cheese. Saw ppls in the park, partyin'. Their picnic table was topped with a red and white checkered tablecloth.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading Candace Pert, Ph.D.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

funnel vision

Go 4th and party u kids, but dont 4get 2 assign a designated driver.

The first few years that ACC plus 1 lived in sf, the 4th of july at ocean beach was like a war zone. It was nuts, hundreds of drunk peoples running all over the beach and boardwalk, shooting off fireworks, the wind blowing alot of the fireworks into traffic on the great highway. It was so smoky that U could barely see, and the audio was really incredible... people screaming, the sound of the waves, the loud bangs, dogs barking. It was totally unsafe and crazy. And the olfactory-factor was wild too...salty sea-smell combined with gunpowder. Then, one year it was all over, just like that. Cops on motorbikes and in cruisers and on foot shut the whole thing down.

Note to Howard Thompson: remember u were visiting us then? :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to the garbage truck.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

flower show

july 1 07

Hello. Here r some nice neighborhood flowers 2 take your mind off things. Click the pic then click SLIDESHOW.

And speaking of taking things off, saw Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci, a stone-cold fox. And Samuel Jackson sings. Wait a minute, he's not one of the Jacksons, is he? Let's see...Marlon, Tito, Randy, and...Sam? Yeah, I guess he is.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy facing west.

ridin' along in my automobile my baby beside me at the wheel

Now THIS is a bitchin' ride, no? Honk if u've ever owned one.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy throwing wadded up balls of aluminum foil at various cats in the back-yard.