Wednesday, February 28, 2007

blood oranges on the tracks














This photo has not been altered. Dont u love eating bold colors? I does.
Hail and mudslides around here. And snow. It snowed in Berkeley yall. And Napa. Actual snow, not just a few flakes. And Santa Cruz! Ho ho hee hee strange things r happening.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy paying gas/electric bill. :-(

Monday, February 26, 2007

sand dollar dude














Arent these sand dollars pretty? The Sand Dollar Dude is a swell artist ... I would like to look at his art every day. Magnets and jewelry. Each sand dollar has several layers of paint, and u can see thru the layers. So pretty. The Dude himself is fantastic-looking too...big dreads.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying to get over coffee stomach-ache. Dontcha hate when that happens?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

just ask, I'll pull it right out of my pants













Wow. This is a picture of Caroline Peyton, taken in Bloomington, maybe. Those EYES. Caroline used2do an impression of her mother that went like this: "Ya'll like mah lil featha-dusta hairdo?" real Tennesse Williams like. And, when a date would come to the house, her mother would yell up the stairs: "Carahline, you have a GENTLEMAN cawllah."

Thank u to HoosierMama for the photo!

One thing i always remembered about Caroline in Bloomington, she would hitch-hike in a tiny string bikini, Candies, and a big bottle of vodka.

And oh yeah, the other crazy thing i remember about her: she was hanging out with Yannis Xenakis for a time, and she told us that he kept his artificial eye in a drinking glass by the bed. So u know, she'd be in bed with him, and there would be his other eye on the bedside table. Ha ha.

So, no tour or shows or anything..2busy putting off various things.

Friday, February 23, 2007

plastic people


















For a coupla years, ol' ACC has been on a kick to not buy water or juice in plastic bottles(BFFRich and ACC said goodbye to Odwalla and hello to a Breville juicer).
It takes only 20 seconds to drink a bottled water, yet that plastic bottle lays around for THOUSANDS of years. No good no bueno, as william burroughs would say. And dont EVEN get me started on plastic bags.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking out over Golden Gate Park and Twin Peaks. Sunny, people!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

useless information














U know how some stuff can just stick with u your whole life? In the 7th grade, at a school "talent" show, these 2 girls got up onstage and lip-synched to a song that went like this: THAT'S RIGHT, DONT FIGHT, EVERYTHING GONNA B ALRIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT DONT FIGHT, HAVE A PIECE OF FRUIT. So now, can anyone tell me why i still remember it? The lyrics, melody, their costumes, everything. Also, i remember all phone numbers i've had, and some of yours too! I miss your old phone numbers...started2call HT awhile back, and almost dialed a 20year-old #.

And speaking of liking numbers, have u been reading about BRAINMAN? He can hold tons of numbers in his head, then when he's finished with them, in his mind's eye he turns around to face them, all gathered there together, and waves goodbye2them. He says the number 4 is shy.

So, no tour or shows or anything...2busy doing fuck-all.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

dbl-breasted



















Now that i have your attention...gee i dont have anything2say really;I'll never win one of those blog awards. Oh well, or as Mister Nancy would say, "Capital O Capital W."

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying to watch footage of anna nicole in clown make-up laying in a crib playing with a doll, in a video shot by howardkstern. cant get it to load. Capital O Capital W.

Monday, February 19, 2007

ebaby


















Anyone interested in a glow-in-the-dark SPIRITUALIZED t-shirt?
I was once in a recording studio with Jason Spaceman...he was recording LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE, and he put his leftover fish and chips down on the floor for the engineer's cat. (Here comes a cat with fleas).

No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to Madonna's IMMACULATE COLLECTION while re-arranging the living room furniture.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

dont follow me i'm lost too


















Saw this errant Cupid in the Berkeley hills.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching JESUS CAMP.

Friday, February 16, 2007

i'm not crazy, you're the one who's crazy, you're driving ME crazy


















Whoa kids...saw Jeff Koons' PUPPY in some fish oil left over on me plate after dinner last nite...hey i thought this stuff was sposed2b mercury-free???

No shows or tour or anything...2busy recovering from "vision".

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

honk if you're anna nicole's baby-daddy

roses r red















Violets r blue, u love pizza and i do too. (Hello young lovers, wherever u r...i hope your troubles they r few.)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy with pudding hearts. :-)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Monday, February 12, 2007

i (dont) wanna be your dog


















Not if u gonna make me look ridiculous like this. AND make me eat canned dog food? Uh uh.

No tour or shows or anything...2bizzy giving accordion advice. :-)

Sunday, February 11, 2007

crystal blue persuasion
















Isnt our planet just too much? So beautiful and big and mysterious. These crystal caves are in Mexico.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy at ball class. (Go ahead, make your funny comments.) :-)

Thursday, February 08, 2007

really weird






I'm thinking drug overdose...have u seen her most recent tv appearances? Wow. I would NEVER go on tee wee that high, would u? And i have a theory about her son Daniel's death. It COULD be that HE was the father of anna's baby and howardKstern and birkhead wouldnt take paternity tests because they all knew that the father was Daniel.

Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy lighting candles for Anna. Didnt part of u sort of love her?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

beauty's painful










That's what my mother would say when she would tug and pull my hair while braiding it..."beauty's painful." This pain-inducing corset is(i think) from the Vivienne Westwood show, coming to the de young museum in sf in march. I still have two Westwood items from when she designed under the label Sex, or Seditionaries. One of the items could be sold for about $800 but i aint getting rid of it ever.

So kids, no tour or shows or anything...2busy trying not to take a nap.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

if that dont beat all














Still cant believe i can just walk down my street and see this view every day. Thank u lord jesus. And thank u lord jesus for my warm blackberry pie and straus yogurt.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying not2eat carmel corn while watching a movie about george reeves. or is it steve reeves? it's not keanu, well anyway, trying not to eat the evil c-corn. a little bit salty a little bit sweety. then u gotta use the water-pik. if i DO eat the c.corn, then i should say: No tour or shows or anything...2busy using water-pik after eating carmel corn. Ok, call back if u want2talk about carmel corn. Or, if u r driving right now,honk if u love c.corn.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

in pacifica,















the firehouse is across the street from these lazy llamas, who have an ocean view.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy doing the Twist with BFFRich.

Friday, February 02, 2007

herbie

tell me have u seen her?


















This harmless-looking child grew up 2b a badd-ass kick-boxing weight-lifting bike-riding bombshell sexpot. (Also appeared topless on a well-known vinyl single cover). Who is she? Dass4me2know and u2find out. :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy staying warm without turning the heat on.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

ab/stract















And I'm just a quiet man, with no words2say.

No tour or shows or anything...2bizzy being quiet.