Thursday, January 31, 2008

angel is crying














Hello. I certainly hope u've pre-ordered your copy of dean wareham's new book BLACK POSTCARDS. I just red an excerpt and all i can say is, u'll need some kleenex next to you while u read your copy. Gosh.

No tour or shows or anything...2 busy working on a Sex Pistols cover for Corny Cover King Ernie. More on him later.
And how YOU doin'?

i love this guy

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

cheap comix


Hello. Coming up on Groundhog Day. Until then, u can watch cheap comix here.
Do u love it or what? Comix brought to u by the brilliant mind(?) of george earth, formerly with angel corpush christi.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy contracting my stomach muscles.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

still raining here, got my bathing suit on










Hello. Someone just sent me this, hope u havent seen it yet.

Look to the right and see that 2 new links have been added for your edification: What Price Justice, and Dear Rich. Both r penned, or i guess, "tapped" by RW Stim.

No tour or shows or anything..2busy maxin', relaxin', but never taxin', no need 4 u 2keep on askin'.

Did u read that some of the Michael Vick dogs have been adopted into homes? Scarey. Probably not as scarey as having Vick himself in your house tho.

And how YOU doin'?

Monday, January 28, 2008

well i got 2 lovers and i aint ashamed, 2 lovers& i love them both the same














Hello. BFF Rich needed a copy of himself; he ordered this one on amazon. Remember when Waldo Jeffers mailed himself to his sweetheart in a box?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy with a stomach-ache.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, January 27, 2008

trans-atlantic magnetic squid














Hello, it's still raining. And i'm still eating. Next up: warm blackberries on top of waffles. Maybe with some vanilla haagen dasz too. No not haggis! I said haagen!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading this week's CAKE entry about Shaun Ryder.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

no this isnt me/us














Hello. Back from looking at a houseboat 4 rent, but it was 2funky. Saw another cool one 4 sale:

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking 4 more norbit pix;i may have reached the end (oh no! -ed.)
And how YOU doin'?

man from plaid #2


















Hello, and yes it's still raining. Barely made it over Devil's Slide yesterday prior to its being closed due to landslides;it was definitely scarey to see all that brown water rushing down onto the highway. The drive back from Half Moon Bay was a real cali-experience alright: First we had to drive (on beautiful Hwy 1) thru the mudslides, followed immediately by having to drive thru a large grove of tall, water-logged eucalyptus trees. Whew. The last hurdle was getting thru flooded areas of Hwy 1 at Ocean Beach. Back up on the hill now, safe and sound from floods, slides and falling trees. :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy feeling fat.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

i've fallen & i cant get up














And speaking of female accordion players, check this out: (As Borat would say, "S'nice.")
I had a crush on sascha baron cohen for awhile, b4 that it was benicio del toro. Now i guess it's back 2 benicio. Well, except for u know who.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy feeling bad for michelle williams.

And how YOU doin'?

today's entry is totally unjustified


















Hi. Hello. It's me. Hmmm, what 2 say. Uh oh, another entry with zero content.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy sitting on the sofa in front of the heater.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

she aint hevvy













Hey u in the green hat!!! U lookin' pretty cute, sistah.
Another rainy day here in 'frisco but i aint complaining;at least it's not 35 below as it is in Maine today. I still dont miss winter in the midwest/north. I remember so clearly having my first childhood eureka moment. It happened when i was 8 or 9 years old, as i was walking thru waist-deep snow to get to the damn school bus. My big moment was, i realized that after i graduated high-school, I COULD MOVE!!!! "YAY!!!", I thought to my young self, "YAY!" I was sick of brutal winters, and i particularly hated waiting in the cold and dark mornings for the bus.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy mailing out a birthday card to brother don.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, January 19, 2008

keepin' it green

jan1808

Hello. Hope u arent bored going to Greens. Click on the pic then click slideshow.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy cracking my knuckles.

And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 18, 2008

dog suit

Hi. Dont ya hate it when u see something great and u dont have your camera with u. I gotta remember tho that my new phone has a camera but im not used2 it yet so i keep thinking it's just a phone.

Anyway, i saw a guy who was wearing a tattered and dirty dog suit(white with big brown spots, with the head/face part of the suit tipped back). He opened the tiny back door(which had a yellow ruffly curtain) of his little camper, crouched down to fit thru, and went inside. Wow. It was sunny and bright and the way the light hit the guy's face, i could see all his whiskers. Kinda high-lighted. He looked sorta drunk or messed up. What an amazing thing to see. The dog suit was the same colors as this dog suit. Only nasty.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy getting back from sonoma.

And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

weak link


















Hello. A little birdy just told me that some of my links arent working. Shit. Im sorry u cant see them because they r funny. (so YOU say. -ed.) So i went looking 4 a mad face to illustrate that i was mad about the bad links, and i found this picture. So i couldnt not use it. Isnt it scarey? Woooooooo kids, very scarey.

So, no tour or shows or anything...2busy watching KLIMT with john malkovitch. Tomorrow: James Mangold's 310 TO YUMA. I love james mangold. I hope u saw the one where sly stallone is a deaf cop.

And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, January 13, 2008

filtered view














Hi. If u want to take a nice long walk, go to lands' end and take the coastal trail. U can start here, up above Seal Rocks and the Cliff House, and walk all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge. Hell u could keep on going, walk across the bridge and into marin county. Or, u could walk past the bridge and aim for Greens for Sunday brunch, which is where i'm going rite now. Back later!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy exfoliating.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, January 12, 2008

peanut butter and jellyfish


















That's a "b4 and after" title, right? Like on Jeopardy. Or is it Wheel of Fortune? Anyways, I busted Dean Wareham once for his b4 and after lyrics "doctor in the House of Pancakes". It was actually an accidental bust. I was just kidding and told him it sounded like he'd been getting his ideas from tv game shows and he replied that i was right. Hey, we songwriters have 2 grab our inspiration in whatever form it presents itself, oui?

And speaking of inspiration, yesterday in a store, i heard a man answer his phone by saying "hello my gorgeous little doll." What's inspiring about that, u ask? Uh, it inspired me to include it in my blog?

And speaking of my blog, i couldnt sign off without reminding u that TODAY IS MAVERICKS DAY! 30 feet tall waves! YaHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy driving to Half Moon Bay!
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, January 10, 2008

man from plaid

Hello ppl. BFF Rich showed up at his office yesterday wearing this outfit causing some of the staff 2 lol. R has always been fashion-4ward: In Bloomington he was the first person 2 wear what i called his "muffin shoes". Another Bloomington fashion moment 4 him was when he wore a Billy Joel tshirt to an mx80 shoot. The boys in the band were confused and thought other ppl would be too. And speaking of being confused, remember those funny sayings like "How i lost the war, by General Confusion", or "Antlers in the tree-tops, by Who Goosed the Moose"? Anyway...

Still raining here, and the big post-storm clean-up continues. Yesterday on sunset Boulevard I saw so many downed trees, and noticed that huge big branches had been ripped off the surviving trees. It sure must have been loud over there while all that was happening.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy with hunger pangs.
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, January 07, 2008

im gonna sing my song it wont take long














Hi. The big news around here: it didnt rain 2day. Went down 2 the beach it was glorious(again). Can someone please take these almonds and pecans away from me b4 i eat the entire 2 lbs.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy , like i said, eating almondsand pecans.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, January 06, 2008

mulligatawny kittaen











Mmmm good. Just made a batch of mulligatawny soup. I first had this soup at the tao restaurant in bloomington (holla!), and now i make it from a recipe in their cookbook, which u can still get btw. on amazon.

Still raining still dreaming. Did u pre-order your copy of dean wareham's new book?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy in the mailroom.
And how YOU doin'?

got wood?














Pretty cool, eh? A real woody. He's got a green surfboard and a woody 2 match and when he's ridin' the freeways, man is he hard 2 catch. Yes, that picture u just clicked on is the real Surfer Joe. Beach blondie is right! I've always loved that song.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy doing plenty of nothing.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, January 04, 2008

breaker breaker one time



Hi. Met this cute trucker-girl in the beach parking lot in pacifica. She shopped at Sirens and came out wearing this new hat.

Yesterday in me bloggie i got the name of my own damn song wrong;the song i meant was SHE SAID, not I'LL SAY GOODBYE. I think it's at mymyspace, the first song maybe.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy checking all the wild wind that's been blowing around: 92 mph near santa cruz.
And how YOU doin'?

(i'm all) about your face











Hello winter ppl. Hope i can blog b4 losing power; we r having a huge storm rite now. Sitting here trying 2 think where we could go if the house blew down. Seal Rock Inn? Frank Sinatra would stay there whenever he was in town. People say he liked it there; one of the suites has a kitchen and he liked 2 make pasta and stuff for ppl rather than going out.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking out various windows.
And how YOU doin'?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

wishy washy

Splish splash r u having a laff? Here's a new addiction 4 ya: crocheting washcloths. Hey, it beats falling in the bathroom and hitting your head on the bathtub faucet because u took 2many quaaludes. (Hmmmm, or DOES it? -ed.) The yarn is varigated, so each square develops its own unique pattern. (Did u ever think it would come2this? Crocheted washcloths? -ed.)
wishy washy
Click on the pic then click slideshow.

Just heard I'LL SAY GOODBYE;I like the way the vocal sounds on that one. And speaking of songs and singing, stay tuned 4 info on new acc single. Yes u heard right.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy wondering what i'll eat next. And how YOU doin'?

nuttin' honey


















Rainy day in old frisco-town. Still listening to afro-harping by dorothy ashby. Keep your eye on your mailbox in the coming weeks; there may be a copy there for y.o.u. :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at a CANCELLATION OF COVERAGE notice re car insurance. And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

backseat shorties















Hi everybody. Sorry if u iz back at work and hatin' on it. I would say u can look 4ward to having the upcoming mlk day off, but that doesnt happen 4 those of u in scotland.

But back 2me and MY problems: why isnt my google calendar working? And howcome im on my neighbor's internet rather than my own? Like adam sandler says "so many things 4me2wonder."

No tour or shows or anything...2busy missing these two young ladies. :-(
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

j1 08





















Hello. And happy new year. Here is the sutro park deer, nicely decorated by the neighbors.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating oranges while wearing an orange-colored sweater.And how YOU doin'?

happy new...chair


















Hi everybody! Happy New Year 2 all of us. x0x0x0 ACC