Sunday, March 30, 2008

dark night

Hello. Did u observe Earth Hour last night? No? 4got? Well, if u did 4get, u can try again on June 21st.
And speaking of things black, ol' ACC bought a beautiful, gorgeous black suit for herself the other day. Wow! "Luke-ing gude", as Freddy Prinz used2say.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at clouds.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, March 29, 2008

cassell has lunch in paris

Hello. I just received this picture from Cassell Webb. Snazzy, eh? It's a restaurant in Paris, or as Cassell called it, a "lovely eating place." Uh, yeah! Listen to her voice and you'll miss her, even if u've never met her. Know what i mean? Check out her singing, it's magic and lonely-sounding.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying 2 decide what 2 do next.

Friday, March 28, 2008

48th wave

Hi hello it's me. Back in the day, surfers used a can of spray paint to alter street signs. Today they use press-type! Now THAT's progress. Shout out and hugs to all you surfers at Ocean Beach. I love having surfers in my neighborhood, love seeing their wetsuits hanging out to dry, love seeing them riding their bikes to the beach, love seeing them with their dogs. Hey ho-daddies!
(And ho-mamas.)

And more ho-mamas
And other ho-mamas
And one more ho-mama.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading this, who's author has been on hiatus.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

torn cur-tain

Hello. Remember that song, wasnt it by Television? They were such a great band.
BFF Rich just told me that current polls show McCain could beat both Obama and Hillary. OMG that is sickening. Could it be??? :-(
No tour or shows or anything...2busy falling into a deep pre-election depression.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, March 23, 2008

easter legs

Hello. No tour or shows or anything...2busy defrosting corn tortillas.
And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, March 22, 2008

little buddy, gonna shut u down

Hello all u car lovers. Here we r again, all alone, just the however many of us.
Had crepes today at Queen Malika's with Bruce Anderson. He recently moved into a new place. (Bruce is on the right) His new abode is swingin'. Like living in the country. Only with a disco-queen upstairs. His lovely wife M gave me a lovely black lacy top that fits me perfectly. Hi M!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy hiding eggs underneath the dustmop. Have a safe Easter!
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

honk if u've ever owned one of these

HONK HONK!! HONK HONK!! That's right, that's ME honking. I had one just like this, only mines had a black soft-top convertible. WITH an 8track player. Hell-O! I cant believe that i used 2 race around michigan in a Jaguar. Got stopped a bunch, but never got a ticket. And no, i didnt have 2 perform any acts 4 any police officers. Mostly they were just amazed that a Jag doing 120 mph was being driven by a female. They would mostly b amused and just want to ask questions about the car. Uh oh, all of a sudden i'm wondering if i've already told u this. Hmmmm, oh well, so sue me if i cant remember every little thing. Anyway, needles 2 say it was pretty cool.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy emptying contents of gelatin capsules. I aint eatin' no pony hooves.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, March 16, 2008

kim lunch

kim lunch

Hi. Met Kim T for lunch. That's not Kim tho. I looked for online pix of her but couldnt find any so i typed in "angel and kim" and found this. Is one side of this girl's butt named "angel" and the other side "kim"? When i first saw the pic i thought it was Eddie Murphy in one of his funny suits. So anyway, first stop was Green's to buy lunch, not "grab" lunch. God i hate that. Grab a coffee. Grab a shower. Grab a phone call. Anyway again, bought lunch at Green's and walked to Kim's office. It's a great walk. Click the pic and check it out.
No tour or shows or anything, 2busy trying not 2 burn dinner: grilled portobello and cheddar cheese sandwiches on Grace Bakery potato-rosemary bread.And how YOU doin'?

Saturday, March 15, 2008

& all u jimjims in this town & everybody puttin' everybody else down

Hello again. CAKE radio just sent this to me, commenting "eesh". Uh oh CAKE, i liked it. Even worse, i tend to agree with all of the posted pro comments!

And ya gotta love how happy Lou looks while he watches his co-singer, dont ya? Maybe not.
So anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy accepting anti-comments from various correspondents. That's ok, i can take it! (Cuzz Lou Reed is and always was, bigger than King Kong.)
And how YOU doin'? Havin' a perfect day i hope! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn it

Hello. I hope YOUR shoulder doesnt hurt like this. Spozed 2 meet Bruce Anderson4lunch 2day but dont know if i can make it; rite now i'm waiting 4 the motrin 2 kick in. Also wearing an icepak that my neighbor Steve recommended. He said "it's what the NFL does."
Watched the documentary on Mick Jagger last nite. I liked it, and i think i had Mick dreams all nite long (with emphasis on the "long"? -ed.)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying2finish this b4 my battery runs out.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

come along if u care (to)

We got our grub on at FISH again.
lunch in sausalito

Click the pic then click slideshow. Yeah booey!
And readers, u may b relieved 2 know that i wont b talking anymore about Idiot Spritzer OR the Iggy Pop/Madonna/Hall of Dookie fiasco. My Scots correspondent reports that the latter ruined his breakfast this morning. What? No kippers or haggis?
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy taking in the fresh ocean air and drinking coffee.
And how YOU doin'?

stand by your "man"?

Uh, i dont think so. Fire his ass, Silda. Unsafe sex with hookers=pink slip.
Anyway, hi, hello. Whatever u do DO NOT look at any youtubes of Iggy singing Madonna songs at the Rock and Roll Hall of Dookie, especially first thing in the morning. No, i'm not linking;I cant be an enabler on this one.
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy lighting incense to cover up the skunk smell. No, not THAT kind of skunk, THIS kind.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

idiot spritzer

Hello. After reading more on the ES situation, i feel kinda bad that i said i was laughing at him, and now i hope that the wire-tapping is ruled illegal. And why DIDNT his bank notify him first about the large-ish sums of money being moved around b4 they went 2 the feds? And why IS prostitution still illegal? So many things 4 me 2wonder.
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy hating Amerikkka.And how YOU doin'?

Monday, March 10, 2008


No tour or shows or anything...2busy laughing at this loser.
And how YOU doin'?

Sunday, March 09, 2008

crazy color

Hello everybody. Took a sunny bike-ride 2day and saw this house on Sloat Avenue by the zoo. And speaking of "crazy" and "color", have u seen the film MY KID COULD PAINT THAT? A&R watched it last night. Special note to Paul Dodd: Maybe u could discuss it at your excellent blog.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy staring at a loaf of olive bread from Panorama Bakery.
And how YOU doin'?

Friday, March 07, 2008

pizzette 211 again

Hi everybody. Pizza and apple pie are just a bike-ride away when u live near PIZZETTE 211. In addition to this marguerite we also ordered a pizza with purple cauliflower and green salsa, which mite sound a little weird, but believe me, it was nothing but spectacular. And would u take a look at that apple pie??? And of course we ordered blue-bottle cappuccinos to go with the apple pie.
Did u ever have a massage therapist who coughed all over u during the session? I hope not! I should have just gone back to my old-man old-school shiatsu-guy Mr. Kim on Post Street. He be the real deal. Sorry i couldnt find a picture of Mr. Kim; that's how old-school he is, no web-presence. But I chose this shiatsu picture because it reminds me of one of my favorite MYSPACE friends, Waldo Jeffers. Hi Waldo!
No tour or shows or anything..2busy packing up cds to ship to cdbaby. Thanks to everyone who's been buying Louie Louie and Divine Healer! A friendly reminder that White Courtesy Phone is also 4sale there too.
And how YOU doin'?

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

i love my uncle lyle

Hello everybody. Here's my Uncle Lyle. Readers of this blog already know that he is hugely responsible for who i am 2day, so if u got any complaints, he's the one to see. Except he might open up a can on you. (Or maybe a snowball.) Yup, he's the one who turned me on to 45s, and all the newest dances, and just showed me how to be cool in general. He also babysat me when i was just a wee child. He was a teenager then, and would use these times for make-out sessions with his various beautiful girlfriends. The girls were all sharp dressers too, like he was/is. He wasnt supposed to have any girls at the house while my parents were gone, so his work-around was to host the girls in his car, parked in our front yard. The car was amazing, a 2-tone salmon and white Crown Victoria. Hey ladies!
Back then I would watch him as he combed his hair in the bathroom mirror. He had a bitchin' pompadour, and long sideburns. A real stylin' dude if u catch my drift!
And i must admit, a few summers ago when i visited him back on the lake in Michigan, i sneaked a peek at him combing his hair, which u can see, is still so cool. He took a bit of time on his hairdo, and got it just right. What can i say? It was a real moment 4 me 4 sure. I felt so lucky to be seeing that sight again.
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy walking down memory lane.
And how YOU doin'?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

i'm nervous

Yikes. It's the Q&A that's got me worried. T&A, not a problem, but Q&A? Oy gevalt. Good luck Dean!
Anyway, no tour or shows or anything 4 me, especially a book tour!
And how YOU doin'?

Monday, March 03, 2008

uh oh

Hello everybody. No tour or shows or anything...2busy at the dental office, enduring a 2-part procedure to repair a cracked toofie. Of course, u fitty-million elvis fans know that "toofie" is the word EP and his moms Gladys used for "tooth". Thee u later.
Oh yeah, and how YOU doin'?

Sunday, March 02, 2008

daffodils again

Uh oh. Just when u thought it was safe 2 look at my blog again. Click on the pic. Love ya.