hi george i love u

Talked 2 "formerly of angel corpus christi" guitarist george earth the other day. He's been on tour with yet another accordion-playing girl singer in the band Stolen Babies, aka Selfish Babies. So i you-tubed them and listened a little. They're ok i guess, but too many chord changes 4me;my ears couldnt keep up. Kinda tmi-music. But of course, george is fabulous, as always. If u r looking for a funny, cute, and sexy guitarist to take on the road, check him out. Hi G!!!

No tour or shows or anything...2 busy fighting with ol' bob lefsetz.

mybeach

Ocean Beach, that is. I can see for miles.

My big news: i'm getting close to never wearing a bra again. Am really into the no-tag undies tho. What's taking so long with ALL clothes being tag-free?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy wondering if the refrigerator is getting louder.

plaid all over

Hello peoples. Started to blog but cant think of a thing2say. Hate when that happens. Oh well, or as Mister Nancy would say "capital O capital W".

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at my reflection in the toaster.

earth to angel

I see the space-ship and i'm wavin' hello. Couldnt find your number, couldnt find your number baby. I go on board and it's a really nice place. Couldnt find your number, couldnt find your number baby.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reading all the iphone bullshite.

skype

Having a live /blog/telecon right now. Hey Neesie! Hey Little!

No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating sesame candy.

stonedoggs

Hi everybody. Itsa beautiful day in the neighborhood wish u were here(or not). Just kidding, u know i love ya. :-)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to newly-configured sound-systim.

let's eat

Hi. Went food-shopping, now on 2 the eating. Dont u love it when your zucchini squeaks as u r eating it?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy choosing pix for next blog.

do these green shoes make my ass look fat?

Did u ever feel like walking around your neighborhood wearing bright pink pants and bright green shoes? That's what happened2me2day.

Rode bikes in Golden Gate Park in the morning...love the road closures on the weekends. Thank u Jake McGoldrich.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy admiring new silver ring.

catwalk

Yup, 8:18 pm and not dark yet. Ya gotta love it.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy recovering from the rodney yee power yoga dvd. :-(

new linky dinky on this new summer day

Hello kids, on this first day of summer. And say hello to ol' Bob Lefsetz...that's him u r looking at here. His blog has just now been freshly added to our links...click on LEFSETZ if u wanna LOL and LYAO or even cry real tears. How can his writing about a keith urban show make me cry? I dunno, but that's what happens when u read ol' Bob.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening to the birds.

summer solstice 07 yall

Happy solstice everyone.

Sometimes at this time of year i think about glenn o'brien telling me that he loved summer because girls in the office wore sleeveless tops and that he liked looking thru the armhole of the tops. This was back in the late 70s and glenn was working at interview. And where's scott cohen anyway? I always thought he was awfully cute.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching the ships roll in then i watch them roll away again.

in the hoodie

Hello. It's cold and foggy in sf;good thing i have my new bright-green NO ENEMY hoodie.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching Hugh Grant on Ellen.

green&purple

Hi. And speaking of green and purple, i was just recalling the lyrix: "take jeremiah peabody's poly-unsaturated quick-dissolving fast-acting pleasant-tasting green and purple pills." (I'm not sure that the "poly-unsaturated" bit was in the original tho.) I always thought that's where Eminem got the lyrics for his green and purple hills song.

Ordered Seb Hunter's ROCK ME AMADEUS, which i'm sure will be highly entertaining. Maybe i'll do a lil review of it here. Dont 4get2chek him out at the Bitterest Pill.

And speaking of check yourself b4 u wreck yourself, i misred a Salon headline...thought it said something about Borat being appointed to an Israeli govt position. It actually said Barak, not Borat. Whew, i was wondering there 4 a minute. Sounds crazy but ya never know.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy planning my day.

does this shadow make my ass look fat?

And why WOULDNT my ass b fat? Oh i bin eatin' the most delicious pastries from boulange de cole. They r almost gone thank god and/or praise allah.

Got a call from HT...he was sitting with marty rev at JFK waiting for their flight2london where Suicide has a flurry of shows. H was talking about all the acts he's been involved with from WAY back in the day, and he was feeling good because all those artists r still working 2day. But at the time, they were considered real weirdos, and unsignable. HA! Motorhead had been rejected by every label and were going to break up, then they met H, and were saved. CAN I GET A AMEN UP IN HERE?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting on yoga clothes. Namastay yall.

hey fancy farmer throw away your ddt now

scotch tape

scotch tape people

Hello. Click on the pic then click slideshow. Pretty cool. No tour or shows or anything...2busy planting lobelia.

found: baby snub-nosed dinosaur

This is why it's good 2 always take your camera with u when u leave the hoose; u never know what sort of pre-historicness u might come across.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy enjoying lingering taste of minty-chocolate candies.

call me al fresco

Hello i love u. Blogging at 6:55 a.m.! woo hoo.

Had dinner last night sitting on a stump. Might not sound like that much fun, but it was. Our bikes liked it too. Not that they ate dinner, but they enjoyed it nonetheless.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy sharpening pencils.

reddy when u r

Hey everybody on this june 13.
Punchline: "You want a big red S? I'll give ya a big red S." Something about Superman...cant eggsackly recall. Anyway, my sign is aries and my color is red. And we r coming up on the longest day of the year. I can hardly believe it's here already. In SF, seasons can sneak up on your ass, and pass u right by if you're not paying attention.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy taking dinner2the park. :-)

lick u everywhere it's pink whole kittenkaboodle in the kitchen sink

Hi. Hello. It's me. Back with plenty o' nothin'. Who could ask4anything more.

Got a message 2day from bruce anderson about eggs left boiling unattended. Have u ever seen boiled eggs on the ceiling? That's what happened 2my neighbor mrs doyle.She left eggs boiling and they exploded all over her kitchen ceiling. Yellow and white chunks. She was always doing stuff like that. One time she shook the orange juice bottle b4 pouring, but she had neglected 2replace the top from b4, and oj went all over the kitchen. Sticky. Her white cat was dirty so mrs d put bleach in kitty's bathwater.

Mrs d was old and she would ask me questions like why was everyone walking around with to-go drinks? Why didnt they have the drinks at the place where they'd bought them?

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching a charlotte gainsbourg movie. She's older than that now.

summer 07

mill valley june 07

Hello everybody. Trippin' in mill valley;come along if u care. Click the pic, then click slideshow.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching my own dang slideshow. What a nice day. Thanks BFF Rich. :-)

take me 4 a ride in your car-car

Hello. This is my neighbor's car; he re-builds muscle cars. In his garage right now is a gray gto that's really hot. He has a chihuahua named Girl, and every time he calls her I hear Alan Vega singing "touch me soft, u know how".

And speaking of Alan Vega, u folks in the bay area, dont 4get Marty Rev's upcoming show at the bottom of the hill july 26th.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating candied mango.

chalace in the palace

palace

Hello ppls. Went2the French Jewelry Show at the Palace of the Legion of Honor. It really doesnt matter what exhibit is there, it's just a pleasure 2b in and around the museum. Click the pic to see more pics, then click slideshow.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy having writers' block.

here's looking at u, yid

A toast! And then some toast. And then...toasted.

Hi yall. I am falling asleep in my chair. 2much toast i guess. My ass is numb and my eyes r droopy.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy drooling out of one side of my mouth.

plunk yer magic twanger, froggy

take me 2 your ladder, lady, i'll meet your leader later

Hi u all. What is? Said hope yer doin' fine. The big news here? The sun may actually come out2day;in fact, it may be getting sunny as i write this. Whew. It's been days, if not a week or maybe weeks. BUT, i am definitely NOT complaining, because every day at the beach is a good day.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy staring at a plate of pluots. I dont like their name, but it's not their fault that some dumbass decided 2 call them that. RECALL "PLUOT"!

sasha the cat

Hello everybody. I was googling around, looking 4 a picture of someone i know whose name is Sasha, and this is what i found, titled "Sasha the Cat". Which is perfect cuzz Sasha loves cats.

Googled myself and was surprised to see a "topless" photo of myself. Topless in quotes because the topless part isnt really me; the head is mine, but not the rest. It's from artwork for the vinyl single "Pull Girl"...my head taped to a picture of a hot harem-girl.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy applying anti-wrinkle cream.

like my uncle lyle says, "ya gotta use your ass in this business"

Hello. Still cold, still foggy. I gotta get out from underneath this blanket and DO something. Like make a smoothie with silken tofu, blackberries and walnuts. Like finish push-pinning straw mats to the wall. Like lift some weights. Like take donations to the thrift store. Like check Radio Free Victoria(again). Like go get a capucchino i can never remember how2spell it, with no foam. Like take a bike ride(hi pinky!)

No tour or shows or anything...2busy almost crying while watching suze orman on pbs.

(And if u can ever work uncle lyle's quote into a conversation, ya gotta point to your head when u say it.)