with apologies to ed hamell and north fork sound. (sorry, but i needed some funny text to go with this picture)

A Fed Ex guy walks up to a house, rings the doorbell, and a 10 year-old kid comes to the door with a Scotch in one hand, and a cigar in the other...and he's wearing womens' underwear. Fed Ex guy says "Are your parents home?" and the kid says "What do YOU think?"