sunday in the park with yours(truly)

 
 
 
 
















Hi yall. No tour or shows or anything...2busy watching RAT FINK, the ed "big daddy" roth film. 

i'm not saying u shoulda been shot or anything, but...

 
















I mean really. Waiting in line for days to buy a Sony Play Station? That's gonna be widely released in another coupla weeks? For a few hundred instead of a coupla thou? What's wrong with u? And what were u gonna buy with the money u (almost)made on ebay selling the dumb-ass thing? More bullshit no doubt. A buncha hamburgers and super-size drinks and maybe some of those really "cool" hubcaps that look like they r spinning around? Phooey on you-ey AND the shooters/stabbers.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy learning Vegas 7.0. 

blurry alcatraz

 












Have u ever toured alcatraz? It's smaller than u might imagine...teenie tiny. And there are no souvenir shops, no junk and bullshit to buy, no restaurants. Which means: NO TRASH. There is no trash anywhere on the island. And since there is no food/trash, the birds that live there dont rely on people to feed them;the birds keep to themselves. Some of the seagull nests are quite large, and very beautiful.

Anyway, no tour or shows or anything...2busy wiping carrot juice off my face. 

hell yeah

 












BFF Rich is VERY2gether on staying on top (ooooh) of his rebates. Bought a Sony Vaio and voila! $150 rebate. He even sends in the rebate coupons for small amounts, like $2.00, etc.

No tour or shows or anything...2 busy signing checks. 

and he wrote it on the wall

 












Remember song lyrics that told a story? I used to love those. I would get all hopped up on these songs because i believed the lyrics were real/true. Like BLACK JACK DAVID;I totally believed that song was about actual real people:

Black Jack David come around thru the woods
Singing so loud and merry
Black Jack David come around thru the woods
When he spied a fair-haired maiden
He spied a fair-haired maiden.

So Jack meets this sort of fancy-lady in the woods and he "sleeps" on the ground with her:

Last night she slept on a fine feather-bed
Beside her husband and baby
2nite she'll sleep on the cold hard ground
Beside ol' Black Jack David
Beside ol' Black Jack David.

And UBANGI STOMP. Believe it or not i thought that was real too:

Well I rocked over italy and i rocked over spain
I rocked in memphis it was all the same
Til I rocked thru africa, and rolled off a ship--
I seen them natives doin' an odd lookin' skip.
I parted the weeds and looked over the swamp
And I seen them cats doin' the ubangi stomp.

How could i have thought that was real? Must have been all those National Geographics. As my neighbor Steve Fishman would say, "What a dummy."

No tour or shows or anything...2biz.izzy crocheting cotton washcloths. 

ewwwwww!

 












Sorry. Get well soon. Tooth-hurty.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy listening 2 the rain. 

he's baaaaaack!

 
















Bff in the house yo.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy typing. 

i love my beach Part1

 
 
 
 












Uh oh! What happened to your board, mate? The waves, although small, were moving so fast today. Careful there, dudes! 

i love my beach Part2

 
 
 
 












I'll never tire of living at Ocean Beach...it's so fun 2walk along, looking at cute surfers, er, i mean, looking at beautiful shells and stuff like that. Yup, dass my O.B. Mine all mine.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy rockin' the vote. 

garbage out garbage in

 
 
 












WTF? On the very day of Ocean Beach clean-up, these "artists" are assembling a display of all kinds of colorful junk. Does it look nice? Well, kinda. Is it still littering? Yes, dickheads. Considering that it's 4pm and they r still working on it, i dont think they're gonna pick it all up and take it back home with them. Down with people.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying 2remove a sunflower-seed husk from the back of my throat. 

i'm orange i'm orange

 
 
 
 












Saw this person in the park;she said her name was Louise.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy eating salted roasted pumpkin seeds and reading about gemstones. 

winter in amerika

 
















Cant deny it any longer...winter is here-ish. Slip inside my sleepin' bag.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy ordering pointed black satin flats with an ankle strap, from alloy. 

golden years

 
 
















Isnt this light beautiful? Like you. :-)
No tour or shows or anything...2busy drinking coffee and eating toast. 

boo ya!

 
















Well, 2day is halloween. Dont4get2listen to Lou Reed's HALLOWEEN PARADE. Or u could listen to some Ween songs. I cant think of the name of their song that was so funny..."Pack your bags i dont need the agg, on your knees u big booty bitch, start suckin'." I saw the biggest Corn Candy... or is it Candy Corn...about as big as a half-loaf of bread. Giant-sized. And speaking of giant-sized candy, dont u miss John Candy? I do. Remember when he brought a cooler filled with beer on to the tennis court and he hit a ball that smacked the other person right in the face and John said "THAT hurt". Anyway...

No tour or shows or anything...2busy reminiscing the Halloween spent with Lindsay Hutton, when he laughed out-loud at my pitiful pumpkin "carving". He made a beautifully carved one, and all i could do was draw a lumpy smiley-face on my pumpkin with a magic marker. (And Lindsay's pumpkin ended up being featured on the cover of MX-80's ALWAYS LEAVE THEM WANTING LESS.) Ok yall...later. 

if i could turn back time

 
 












Spring 4ward Fall back. Up and Out, Down and In.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy begrudging daylight "savings" time. 

the o.b.

 












Ocean Beach is rockin' yall.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy learning some elvis songs. ah-hoo ah-hoo ah-hoo. 

dilly dahlia

 
 












A Must-See: the Dahlia Gardens in Golden Gate Park. Some of the dahlias there are over 6 feet tall.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy re-living the old days... when i opened for the Cramps on Halloween in Sam Framcisco. I wore black vinyl hot pants over black fishnets. Black combat boots, and the accordion, of course. :-) 

punkin head

 












No tour or shows or anything...2busy shopping4halloowween candy.