howm i doin'?

My new thing to do while watching LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE ROLLING STONES is to make up dialog between Mick and Keith. Mick is always sort of checking in with Keith, like "howm i doin', Daddy?" and Keef answers back "Doin' good, Darlin', yer doin' good." At certain times in the show they appear to be so enamored with one another and when that happens i have them say "I love you/I love you too."
No tour or shows or anything...2busy putting on my Saturday outfit.

the eggman cometh

Our neighbor Laszlo bought a bunch of eggs and stopped by to share them. Wait a minute. Eggs dont come in bunches. I must be confusing today with yesterday, when my panties were in a bunch.
No tour or shows or anything...2 bizzizzy waiting for a Rolling Stones t-shirt I ordered to arrive.

today

yesterday

stoned age

Hey hey hey look what the mailman delivered today!
No tour or shows or anything...2busy getting my panties in a bunch.

Major Pipe

take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby

dear readers: roses r red violets r blue, i love keith richards and i love you too

Valentine art courtesy of Lil Mimi Hooper.

potential getty smackdown

Hello.
The staff at NON TOUR DIARY has been advised that the unauthorized use of the "Happy" photo of Keith in yesterday's post could be punishable up to $2,000.
No tour or shows or anything...2bizzizzy looking for a different photo of Keef looking happy, but then i got caught up here. For now tho, here he is with Anita.

(baby wont u keep me) happy...minus the infringing photo of Keith

Well i see one of our NON TOUR readers has requested i give more info on Keith Richards. That's great...I'd be happy to !
Sadly, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN is being returned to Netflix tomorrow,(something about R's precious Netflix queue) but i believe Cupid is planning to replace it with my very own copy. And speaking of "copies" look what i just found...half of Keef's Little T&A.

we all need someone we can bite on

Day 4 of LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE ROLLING STONES.
Today this is my favorite song. Watch Keith's face. And I love how he and the Mrs. bow to one another after they finish the song. Gosh.
What about this one?
No tour or shows or anything...2busy slipping into something more comfortable.
Good night Keith, er i mean, Dear Readers. :-)

watch this space for MORE ON KEITH RICHARDS

i've said it b4 and i'll say it again: KEITH RICHARDS FOREVER

Played LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE ROLLING STONES all day yesterday. When u watch something more than once u start 2 see things u didnt see the first few times. On one of the songs Keith misses coming in on vocals and Mick, annoyed, shoots him a look like "u KNOW you're supposed to come in there, right?"
And Keith, disgusted, rolls his eyes and makes a face like "oh please, you're gonna bust my balls on a tiny little thing like that after all i'm doing for you up here?"
My favorite moments r when Keith is just beside himself with pleasure. Alot of these moments happen while he is standing in front of Charlie. And speaking of Charlie, on one of the nights in Texas he wore a shirt like this!
Anyway, it's a good thing that the days of 'be kind, rewind' r over. And speaking of 'kind', this picture of Keef kind of looks like a certain someone whose new amended rule is "no singing 2:00-6:00 a.m." Sheesh.

take me down little susie

Watched the movie LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE ROLLING STONES last night and as a result, today i cant even think straight. (Today? -Ed.) My recommendation: click to buy, dont rent it. I'm talkin' about all-over-body-chills. It's hard(that's what SHE said) to remember that back then the Stones were so small and rinky dink. No back-up singers and the stages r so tiny, Her Majesty has very little room to move round. So not that much prancin' and dancin' goes on but what does go on is so much better: u get to see the good times, when the Glimmer Twins actually made eye contact and flashed each other these big smiles.
And it's b4 Keith got his teeth fixed my god he is so cute with those rotten ones. Anyway it's pretty exciting and i got all carried away. So much so that last night my room-mate said "no more singing."
OK, but i'm still singing on the inside.

Green Acres, er Mansions, is the place 4 me

This book had a big effect on me the first time i red it, i was around 10 or 11 yrs. old. I thought that the story was real, or i felt like i knew the story or i imagined i was in the story or something. So anyway now I'm reading it for the 2nd time and will watch the dvd after finishing the book.

blossom dearies

All the flowering trees r starting to make their appearance.

I assadentally typed "superb bowl" and ended up at a souffle recipe.
U got YOUR game on?

r.i.p maria

rainy days and mondays, er, wednesdays

having trouble, man

sunday sunday sunday

I like to walk on this boardwalk, the light there at this time of year feels like the light in the film Death in Venice. The boardwalk is on the shore east of Taste of Rome.
And speaking of taste, R gave a tasty powerpoint speech yesterday at a music seminar at Ex'pression College for Digital Arts. Spread it out and lay it on down, R!

nbt rws

Thanks to Lindsay Hutton for R's new T. As the man hisself would say "Smashin'!"

tim geithner is hot

Watched Tim Geithner on a Charlie Rose special last night. Yeah, i like smart guys. So sue me.

hb kt

i'm goin' up on the mountain 4 the rest of my life...

and talk them bears into takin' me in. wildlife, it's a man's best friend.

balloon pharm

tennessee valley walk cont'd.

Starring yours truly in a stellar debut performance as the WW.

rich now

me now

(i'm) still riding bikes with rich stim

The Mill Valley/Sausalito bike path goes thru a wetland area. Nice eh?
Been riding bikes with Rich ever since he gave me a bike in Bloomington. Which was his way of letting me know he was interested in... ahem, hooking up. At the time i wondered "why is this super-cute gay guy leaving a bike on my porch?" I didnt find out til years later what leaving the bike was all about. Why did i think R was gay? Could have been the bright yellow short-shorts he wore all over town, plus the fact that i never saw him with any females. (Well, except for one.) :-) He was always with Dave Mahoney, who rode his bike topless, hello. As it turns out, Rich was just a shy guy. A shy, gorgeous guy. HI RICH! Thanks for the uh, bike!

u dont see me

Spied on a former neighbor who was having lunch at Fred's.

what absolute twaddle

Watched WITHNAIL AND I again last night. Such excellent memorizable dialogue. Walked to Tennessee Valley beach today but i'd better save that for later.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy crocheting pillows.

a little birdie told me...

...that the new Motorhead movie is out. Yay!

boomshacka-lacka

This is way up high in Sausalito. Or as Kevin Teare calls it, "Saulsalito", like everyone's Jewish.
Dont u love the white furry plant? That's kind of how my hair looks these days. I be nappy and i like it. R said i should get a ratty old robe. Hey! that's not nice! I thought i looked less like Eddie Murphy in one of his female parts(Ooooooh. -Ed.)than that. More like this.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy meditating.
And how YOU doin'?

dude asked for mo' crow

Out of the 135 crow pix i took the other day at Ocean Beach, only a few r worth posting. Crows r difficult 2 capture with a camera. It's not just because they move around so much, it's something about their feathers. It was fun sitting there trying tho, the crows at the OB r giant-size.
No tour or shows or anything...2busy trying to fit in.

mo' cro

hey, you, get offa my back

Took 135 pix of crows at Ocean Beach yesterday. It was a glittery sparkling day (it's hard to avoid pix of Gary Glitter when looking for "glittery").
Sorry, nothing about Pinky at this post.

bruce anderson's porn

by Paul Dodd

how come u taste so good

Jeez back in the day a little bag o'brown and i'd be good to go. These days ol' ACC be buying actual brown sugar by the o.z. Funny. (Or not.-Ed.)
I just spent way too long with zero results looking for a female Mick doing Brown Sugar. I want my 2 hours back.

ask me about Pinky

Some of u NON TOUR readers have expressed an interest in your fellow-reader Pinky. This is the Chinaboise band circa 1975 (?), and Pinky is 2nd from the right in the top row, over Bruce Anderson's shoulder. Pinky likes to ride her bike and, oh oh! look out Pinky!
And just this morning Pinky sent the NON TOUR office a hand-written lyric sheet for Dear Tears, originally titled When You Cry. The singer on Dear Tears is Kimsy. She's in the left corner in the top row, over Dave Mahoney's shoulder. Hi Kimsy!
Back later with more 'information given on a need-to-know' basis.