content-free(again)

 












Mmmmmm the color of this purple velvet bag reminds me of the big bowl of blackberries and blackberry ice cream i just ate.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy uh, well,just 2busy.

Look at dean and britta's link...they have updated recently.

Gee i sure have nothing2say lately...hmmm, i guess maybe i could start making shit up. Just got back from some shows in EU. In Brussels, the window in our hotel room looked out over the giant mercedes benz sign..surreal. Actually, i didnt make that up. That really happened...just not recently.

Ok, more2morow. Later. 

not necessarily not stoned

 












But just uh beautiful. know im sayin'? 4:20. Er, i mean 10-4. 

round here, we say birds not bitches

 












Do u see the birdy? Well if u wanna be a bird, why dontcha try a little bird seed? cuz it's much cheaper than if u was to fly. and if u was to fly, u might fall and break your keister, and it'd be easter, b4 u could walk.

Speaking of easter, dont u love Peeps? There are all kinds of Peeps now, all during the year, one for every holiday. Nontour diary prefers the misprinted ones, u know, the Peeps that have 3 eyes, or the mouth is in the wrong place or the whole entire face is blurry.
Ewww, that reminds me of when i once drank 2much 151 rum and coke. nontour diary never was good at drinking. And speaking of touring, a bandmate once said to me in the van after a show, "Ya know what your problem is? You're not an alcoholic."

So there's your tour-story4the day. Stay tuned for more tour stories. (Because i cant remember any right now.) x0x0 

wedding cleavage

 












I dont know, is it right2have big cleavage on your wedding day? And speaking of BIG, we have added a cool new link... DIP'S BIG DAY OUT. I love Dip's blog, maybe u will too.

No tour or shows or anything, 2busy, uh, 2busy er, shit i've run out of excuses! 

long gone angel :-) ht

 












I have nothing2say, yet, once again, here i am in front of the screen. Hmmm... went looking thru a drawer4somethin' i needed bad, and found sonic boom's old empty methadone bottle. Hmmm....let's see, what else...u see, i TOLD u i had nothing2say....hmmm.... all i have in my head are lyrics...tony joe white, dean wareham, mike skinner, mesel' of course heh heh, hmmmm...let's see, what else, um.....it's raining? is that of any interest2u? jeez im sorry...i better go. fuck it. love ya. 

blinded by the lights dizzy new heights

 












Had a makeover...hope u like my new look.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy looking at the Streets website. I would almost maybe consider catching him in live performance. Tour dates so far only list the UK. Has anyone out there seen him live? Hit the comment button if so. Thanks!

Well, gotta go...cant lounge in the boozer all day! x0x0x0 

never turn your back on a troll!

 












Look out look out look out! It's a danish troll! They r everywhere, we just cant see them most of the time. Doesnt it make u wonder what ELSE we arent seeing? Like, u r not seeing me on tour lately, but who knows, maybe i HAVE been on tour. Ya think? Not going4it? Oh, alright. So i havent been on tour...

What i HAVE been doing is watching the Girl in the Window. Right now she is eating something out of a bowl, and her feet are up on her desk. I'll keep u posted, u know, like if she's in her undies or anything like that.

As the Streets would say: "Round here nuffink seems2change. Same old thing every day." Hey, i aint complaining. I like doing the same things every day. Itsallgood. x0x0 

i LOVE that

 













Hello, it's me, i've thought about u4 a long long while..

I LOVE when surfers put the "W" in front of the AVE on the street signs around here. Isnt it darling? Big bleach-blondie where the annual surfers' convention meets he was hangin'5 and walkin' the nose and when the meet was over, he got a new surfboard and a woody2match and when he's ridin' the freeway, look at him go.

Did u ever do that cut-up/Burroughs thing? it's really fun, and can also be spooky sometimes. What about putting a piece of blank, white paper on top of a crinkled-up piece of aluminum foil, then rub your pencil(oooh) on the paper and see what happens. SCAREY! Try it you'll like it.

No tour or shows or anything. 2busy in the weighting room. 

operator error

 












Oh oh. 

yackety yack

 














Will blog later...still on the phone. 

me2day

 












Hello. No tour or shows or anything. 2busy eating, taking pix, crocheting, emailing, reading blogs, being outside, learning more on wavelab, checking to see if there are any new reviews of LOUIE LOUIE, working on a new poofy hairdo, looking out the window, watching old Truffaut movies, and i'm just 2busy thinkin' bout my baby, and i aint got time4nothin' else. 

greengreen it's green they say, on the farside of the hill

 












Green green im going away 2where the grass is greener still. Hey where was the PMRC when u NEEDED them?! Where was Tipper THEN? Maybe behind THE GREEN DOOR if u catch my drift. Hell,im not making any sense. u got a probbem with that? It's just non-sequiturd after non-sequiturd. And speaking of turds, BFF Rich thought up a new product: Hello Kittylitter. Hee hee all u cat people. (Did u see that movie with nasty kinski?) And speaking of nasty, why isnt the peter berliner film available at netflix? Wait, is it berlin or berliner? well u know i mean...the guy with the beega pkg. THAT peter berlin/er. Yeah, NOW yer with me, right? Am i right or am i right? When yer right yer right, am i right? Jeez, i better hang up. bye. 

spring has sprungeth

 















Dont let your day go by without feeling grateful that it is spring. Not officially spring, but para-spring maybe. Spring has sprung the grass is riz i wonder where the birdies is.

No tour or shows or anything...2busy crocheting a purple shawl. I'm shawlin' ass. 

brekkers meeting

 
 
 












Hostin' a breakfast meeting friday morning. No, not a safety meeting...an audio-book meeting. I'm looking forward2eating alot of fruit pie at the meeting. The only person who loves pie more than i do is eric cartman. Pie and cheesy poofs...his favorite treats. "You're goddammed right i want more cheesy poofs."

No tour or shows or anything. Too busy looking out the window, watching a mid-air crow fight. Caw!! Caw!! 

blowin' in the wind

 
 
 












The sky above san francisco has been dramatic and ever-changing. In these pix, taken in the afternoon, to the west the sun is brightly shining, while to the east, there are some big black clouds coming down. And windy, cindy.

Smoochy is afraid of the wind, and crys like a big baby when it's windy. That's why one of his nicknames is Crybaby. He also cries if u just barely, not even step on his foot or tail. According to HUMAN4, german shepherds feel pain more than other breeds of dogs.

No tour or shows or anything. Too busy crocheting a white shawl. Toodles, people. 

get me my green pants

 












BFF Rich made a lunchtime presentation at Stacey's bookstore 2day...he was brilliant (of course). And these r the pants he wore. BFF Rich was promoting his new book WHOOPS I'M IN BUSINESS, published by nolo. Took BFF Rich out for a celebratory lunch at Boulange de Cole in Cole Valley, after being thwarted at Limon on Valenica Street.

P.S. to HUMAN4: our lunch at Limon is hereby cancelled due to the owner being a total loser.

P.S. to BFF Rich: they called u greenie they called u green. i love u BFF. 

stairway2hebbm

 












All the wildflowers r blooming on the cliffs and hillsides. i gott ta gott ta gott ta LOVE cali in the winter. I remember being in michigan as a kid, waiting in 6 feet of snow for the school bus, thinking...hmmm, i dont know if this is working 4me. Then, when i got older and was driving my Jaguar XKE convertible on the freeway in the winter, and the car slid right off the road, i thought THAT'S FUCKIN' IT!!,i'm getting the hell out of here. So i packed up my bags and moved to Ocean Beach.

No tour or shows or anything...altho i did see that wolfgang's vault.com is selling an acc poster... for $40! that's kooky! ok yall...late. 

oui oui (new link added...le monde moderne...chek it out)

 












Just like jerry lewis i'm big in france, hey, i've sold some records there, they even ordered in advance. :-)

oh oh...not french. north carolina. well i guess im big there too. big enuf2get this nice review. x0x0 

dbl rainbow

 












Not visible in this picture is another rainbow, to the right of the one u see. It was more pale than the first one...maybe that's why the camera couldnt catch it, but i hope u believe me, there WAS a 2nd one. It was very red at the point where it touched the ground at Twin Peaks, and looked like a small fire, because it appeared hazy there, like smoke. Very exciting.

No tour or shows or anything...2 exhausted after astanga yoga class ..the instructor was like a drill sargeant. An israeli drill sargeant. A 100 pound israeli drill sargeant.

In sam framcisco right now, this very minute/second, it is fiercely thundering and lightening. Hang on, all u pets, especially dogs. (Do cats react2thunder?)
The way u love me is frightening. Think i better knock knock knock knock knock on wood. bye yall. 

i got knocked down, my head was swimmin'

 












...i wound up with the dean of women. Dont u love all the "speed raps" dylan used2 do?

i was sleepin' like a rat when i heard somethin' jerkin'
And there stood rita lookin' just like tony perkins

and,

i was shadow boxing earlier in the day
figured i was ready for cassius clay
i said 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
cassius clay here i come
99, 100, 101, 102
your ma wont even recognize you
14, 15, 16, 17, 18...
gonna knock 'im clean right out of his spleen.

Now THAT's rappin'. Am i right, or am i right? When you're right, you're right, am i right? that pimp "song" that won best song at the oscars was an embarrASSment. How lame WAS that, anyway? Pathetic. Sick. Venal. Some day a real rain'll come and wash All the scum off the streets.

Speaking of streets, found my Streets cd, Original Pirate Material...i still like him...IT'S TOO LATE is so sad. And the beats on SHARP DARTS...i still cant hear/figure out what the hell. Very interesting. He was on a bill with Luna in the UK a coupla years ago. Those must've been fun shows.

And speaking of shows, none for me. :-( 

content-free

 
 
  

memories

 












Yeah...white crosses. Remember those? They were these cute lil white speed pills in the 60s and 70s. Really tiny and cute. They were good for driving, hell they were good for just about everything. I remember taking a handfull to make a drive from lower michigan to upper michigan. And as i was cruising along in my little chocolate-brown karmen ghia, an entire metal structure SPRANG UP right in the middle of the road, good lord it looked like the eifel tower or something like that. And i drove right thru it. Yeah, the good old days. haha!!
Well, that's it for memory lane today boys and girls.

p.s. no tour or shows or anything. However, u mite like2know that dean and britta are finally in the studio with tony visconti, recording their second cd. u know it's gonna be so lush and beautiful. Stay tuned! I dont have any tour of my own, but i can report on theirs, if u'd like. Bye.